He's been there 10 days. A long list of serious problems, we don't know what the outcome will be. He's completely bed bound.
Among other things, he's had severe constipation. I'll spare you the details, but it's been treated and he now has the opposite problem, resulting (as he puts it) in some poor girl having to clean him on an hourly basis.
He says the staff without exception have been lovely and so patient with him. He didn't want to do chocolate because it's so hot in the ward. What else?