Do other people’s phones suggest they have sex with their neighbours

[AldiAisleofCrap]

My phone keeps suggesting my next door neighbours house as a location for sex? Why? I am perfectly happy with my chosen venue of my own bedroom. Do other people’s phones do this?

Maybe I'm just an old prude, but while I can imagine setting a reminder if you're TTC, surely you'd call it something less easily understood by anyone who happens to see your phone screen?

I have a reminder to take my contraceptive pill everyday and my iPhone suggests I go next door to do that, too. But my iPhone thinks I live there. Whenever I get into my car and it connects to the car, the Maps on my phone auto suggests next door as Home and gives me my journey time to there.

I have never ever scheduled sex in my calendar, even when TTC, so I have no idea where my phone suggests I do it. I have also never scheduled changing the beds or cleaning the oven!

A location was never set but yes I guess my iPhone much just have its gps wrong. We are about 200 metres from those particular neighbours though.
I set a reminder for the beds because we have 9 so ours are changed weekly and four kids beds one week, the other four the next. I would forget which week it was if I didn’t write it down.
The oven , don't most people have a six monthly reminder?

Missing the point but are you TTC with 8 children

You already have 8 children and you want another one

If you’ve set the reminder...

Then it’ll just be that it doesn’t know what house number you’re at, my phone thinks I live at either no.13 or no.57 it’s 19... and those numbers are neither next door or directly opposite... but it seems fairly certain that’s where I am

Wait what? So much of the information in this post is confusing me!

The oven , don't most people have a six monthly reminder?

No, I clean mine when it looks dirty.

Is 8 kids not enough already 😂😂😂

You have 8 kids and you can find time and space for sex at 12 on a Sunday?? 😂

At least it’s not suggesting you clean your neighbours’ oven.

I'm confused. Do you already have 8 kids? And no I've never set a reminder for changing beds or doing the oven.

Yes I have 8 children , would like one more definitely will be the last one though.

@AldiAisleofCrap

Yes I have 8 children , would like one more definitely will be the last one though.

Where are they all at midday on a Sunday while you’re having scheduled sex?!

I have a reminder for my bins I lose track of my days but for sex? No

@cornbread

You have 8 kids and you can find time and space for sex at 12 on a Sunday?? 😂

Is it because you go next door

This whole post was only written so you could let us all know you have that in your calendar. Tedious. Try harder next time (excuse the pun).

I’ve just tried the same thing on my phone, but no suggested location.

Maybe your phone knows something about next door that you don’t?

Oh my goodness people are so judgy! Does it matter what she has reminders in her phone for? If it helps her remember then who cares? It’s not affecting you.
Also - if you can afford the number of children you have then who are you to laugh if she wants another or suggest she already has enough?!
Honestly, my goodness

Surely some of your children are old enough to change their own beds by now? Perhaps it will keep them busy on those lazy Sunday's.

How do you get all the kids occupied at the same time in the middle of a Sunday so you can have sex?

You'd think after 8 kids you'd have the whole TTC thing nailed and no reminder would be necessary?

But, but...surely between 8 children there would normally be one who needs to attend a party on a Sunday and one who needs to go to a dance class or a football game?

What would you do if it wasn't lockdown - I'm assuming you would have the manners to wait until you were out of the soft play centre?

You sound really organized with it all. We're TTC right now too (not with our neighbours, either ). Good luck!