I think this is the hangover that is actually going to kill me

[Fuckstickss]

Yep, I think this is the one.

Please tell me I'm not alone.

And send macdonalds.

Awful awful awful

Antihistamines can help with nausea and sometimes make you a bit drowsy so you can nap.

Sympathies OP. Today is my first hangover since having DD in August, so first hangover in about 13 months factoring the pregnancy too. I don’t know why I’m so surprised at discovering that a hangover is worse with a 5 month old, I feel like I could have worked that out myself DH is doing a sterling job, bless him (or at least he is now that I’ve reminded him I was stone cold sober last Christmas and he was the one with the sore head...)

Honestly, last time I vomited was in labour, but at least I wasn’t trying to look after a small child at the same time...

@SimonJT

Theres a hangover in our home today, my partner at around 4am was in the bathroom being sick and occasionally saying “make it stop” as though he was begging someone to finish him off. Everytime he got back in bed he had to immediately get back up again to be sick, he really really appreciated me laughing at him.

He was then found at 7:30am completely naked sprawled out asleep on the bathroom floor, I got ready around him and left him there. Don’t worry, I made sure to gather lots of photo evidence before sorting a blanket and pillow.

He made it into the living room about half an hour ago, my son offered him a chocolate and the sight of food made him heave 😂 as five year olds are very honest he has been told he stinks several times.

I think he is really enjoying the level of sympathy hes getting.

You are evil but I love you and your son.

You need Lucozade or full fat coke and fried egg on toast with loads of salt and pepper.

Hangovers are the, worst feeling ever 🤢

My worst was in my twenties I hadn’t felt that drunk but it was one of those dinner dance ball things and reckon the wine must have been really really cheap. My god. I couldn’t keep water down the next day I was so ill. Paced myself yesterday so aware I had wine but don’t feel ill. Christmas cake? Sufficiently stolid and sugary

If I bake a Camembert and dip leftover roast potatoes in it I think I might live to see another day. Been seriously touch and go these last few hours

Currently sweating out my hangover. Back on it again for the football tonight and DH’s curry.

I had some cold Brussels sprouts and a sausage roll before my workout.

I'm just blinking out of the worse hangover I've ever had. I've eaten everything, mainlined diet coke, had a bath and a nap. More prosecco is the only thing that has helped.

@PhilCornwall1, please tell me more about this treacly ale suitable for roadmaking, sounds right up DH's street and he has a January birthday.

I remembering one year (whilst still at home) deciding to open a bottle of Absolut my parents gifted me at 9am.

Didn't make it to dinner or rememeber much. Apparently my mum sent me to bed when I was crawling around under the dining room table, annoying the cat

And I rarely ever day drink now... certainly never at 9am.... on an empty stomach!!

That said I packed a fair amount away yesterday.

I think I've seen mine off now. So far I've had croissants, more sleep, a fake bacon/peanut butter/chilli jelly sandwich, a swig of DH's Christmas rum, a handful of M&Ms and a bowl of garlic sticks. The garlic sticks seem to have worked. Red wine may be festive, but it is also poisonous. You'd think by the age of 40 I'd have worked this out.

Before I had that horrible hot shaky feeling where you feel like you're going to throw up, and you keep having to swallow loads of liquid that suddenly keeps on materialising in your mouth

I had to sit by the open window and really thought I was going to be sick out of the window onto the cat sitting below. Luckily I managed to hold it in

So far DH has bought me a Macdonalds breakfast muffin, brought me endless cups of tea, glasses of orange juice and bowls of trifle. He has also heroically refrained from taking the piss out of me (unlike the DC who have been mocking me mercilessly and helpfully recreating scenes I have no memory of

@MrsMoastyToasty

Irn bru (full fat version) and a crunchie bar are what you need my friend. Then if they stay put about an hour later have a bacon roll and a tea or coffee. Afternoon nap. More tea and coffee. Light dinner (I favour baked beans on toast). Early bedtime.

Irn bru!!!! I think i'd rather have the hangover!

Cola

Freezing cold glass bottle of irn bru and a 1/2 pizza supper you’ll be fine.

Shower
Brush your teeth in the shower
Nice jams or a trackie
Many cups of Tea
Something with red sauce like chips, double cheeseburger or whatever from Maccys
Lying still
Netflix
Early night

Full fat come if you can stomach it

Coke! Full fat coke! I meant coke!

Sorry op I meant coke!

@Sexnotgender

Freezing cold glass bottle of irn bru and a 1/2 pizza supper you’ll be fine.

Pizza crunch

I’m not suffering but I notice no one has mentioned ranitidine/H2antagonists - essential to stop the grinding stomach symptom

What is randatine?

@nancybotwinbloom

Coke! Full fat coke! I meant coke!

Sorry op I meant coke!

Hahaha 😂

Marmite on toast.
Orange juice diluted with water.
Eggs in some form.
Sleep.
Hair of the dog.

Felt a bit dodgy earlier, 3 peach gins later feeling just fine

@nancybotwinbloom 😂😂😂 brilliant I thought come was for sore throats, not hangovers 😂

You can’t buy ranitidine in the supermarket any more! So sad!