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Being a selfish little nob, it's a Bing Thing.

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beingaprickisabingthing · 22/12/2020 02:03

I am absolutely sick of Bing Bunny, whinging and being a little prick. Nothing is never his fault, and then his soft valium induced carer coddles him into believing he's done nothing wrong, even when Bing threw his fucking phone in the bin after breaking it! It's a bloody joke. That little rabbit prick wants shooting and boiling, nevermind Pando or whatever that smug little twat is called, always stripping and being a little nobhead, especially in that swing episode where his bitchy careworker thing (what the hell even are they? parents? aliens?) continued to let him swing when his turn was over, resulting in Bing being knocked over.

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Timeturnerplease · 22/12/2020 07:14

Controversially, I think Coco is way more of a PITA than Bing.

ReallySpicyCurry · 22/12/2020 07:18

I have a love hate relationship with Bing. DD, age 2, absolutely loves him and will discuss everything about him at length. On the other hand, yes, he's a whiny twat.

He's now a bit of a thing in our house though. My teenager is just at the stage where she enjoys ironically watching Bing, and making sarcastic comments, and we all cheered when he stood in the dog crap. I also enjoyed the episode where he got menaced by the goose.

There's no way Flop could stay that calm without drugs though. It was the broken phone episode that did it for me. Unless that was a burner phone that he uses for his drug contacts, he's now paying £££ until the end of the contract for a phone which is completely wanged, thanks to Bing wanting to play fucking Lettuce. I'd have cracked

ReallySpicyCurry · 22/12/2020 07:21

We've got DD2 this hat for Christmas though. Which is either a brilliant idea or the worst ever, given we do actually live somewhere with a high incident rate regarding geese and piles of dog crap

Being a selfish little nob, it's a Bing Thing.
supersonicginandtonic · 22/12/2020 07:23

I can honestly say, in 20 years of working with children and raising my own. I have never come across a child who whines as much as Bing. He's completely awful. Give me a full blown tantrum over him any day.
I'd have to put him in voluntary foster care if he was mine.

SpudulikaSlob · 22/12/2020 07:27

Bing is Not Allowed in this house, even more so than Peter Rabbit.
Just get them hooked on Duggee instead.
I also hate Tee to whoever said that, little shit. That one where he demands to sleep in Mo's new bed. No Angry

lyinginthegutterstaringatstars · 22/12/2020 07:29

I hate Bing too. Annoying whinging cartoon bastard

turnthebiglightoff · 22/12/2020 07:38

He's a butterfly killing little wanker. Flop and Paget should run off into the sunset and leave the little brat to fend for himself. See also: Coco. Nasty kid.

OhSoScared · 22/12/2020 07:53

Do you think there are actually parents like flop? I cant imagine keeping my cool like that all the time. Plus I dont think he is actually teaching Bing anything with his way of parenting.

Bing is such a little shit he drives me mad. So does Coco. I love Sula as she seems more independent than Bing and confident. And I love Pando.

Winterfellismyhome · 22/12/2020 08:05

Sula and Amma are my favourites

Pinkywoo · 22/12/2020 08:26

When we were visiting the in-laws we discovered Bing isn't as whiny in Italian, I mean he's still an annoying little bastard but as least his voice doesn't grate as much.

ReallySpicyCurry · 22/12/2020 08:57

Tee and Mo is actually awful and like a manual for how to make your future daughter in law hate you because you've raised a spoilt entitled prick.

The new bed is bad enough but the one where Tee insists Mo carries home the shopping, the scooter, and Tee himself... My God,tell the little sod that if he doesn't carry his own scooter it'll be left in the hedge and don't be such a bloody martyr

Curlygirl06 · 22/12/2020 09:22

I taught my grandson to shout at Pando to put his shorts back on, and to the green thing to stop enabling him.
He went home and his mum told him to do something, ended up doing it herself and he replied " mummy, you're enabling me, thank you". Bad grandma!

Nowaynothappening · 22/12/2020 10:10

The episode where he kills the butterfly is absolutely brutal. ‘Being a savage murderer, it’s a bing thing’.

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beingaprickisabingthing · 22/12/2020 13:18

@thetinselbadge

Good morning my people.

I think Bing could knife people on his way to the park and Flop would just say 'ah you were a little annoyed weren't you Bing? Don't worry, it's no big thing, the Hospital will stitch them back up. Let's have an ice cream'.

Oh I've been cackling at this one, it's so awfully true. Bing could set fire to the creche and amma would say "It's okay to be an angry bunny sometimes bing, but we have to calm down, let's get you a bagel!" and then Flop would (as you said) go "It's no big thing, you just got a little angry. The fire brigade will take care of this, and the hospital will help Sula, who's burning alive. Let's get you a nice bubbly bath and a Hoppity Voosh story?" I'd throw the little sod into the fire!
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pipnchops · 22/12/2020 13:24

Sooo agree, Bing is annoying. I really don't understand why, in a children's cartoon, they allow him to say so many words wrong, in the wrong tense etc, without correction. I can't stand it.

sunbathingonthebeach · 22/12/2020 13:29

I also hate the swing episode where Padget just carries on pushing pando on the swing then is all ‘why did you step in front of the swing bing?’ when he gets hurt. Clearly the one who can never see when their child has done wrong. Amma and Sula are my favourites.

DioneTheDiabolist · 22/12/2020 13:39

I came on to mention the Butterfly episode, but I see @turnthebiglightoff beat me to it.

Murder, it's a Bing Thing.Xmas Hmm

InterfectoremVulpes · 22/12/2020 13:46

@sunbathingonthebeach

I also hate the swing episode where Padget just carries on pushing pando on the swing then is all ‘why did you step in front of the swing bing?’ when he gets hurt. Clearly the one who can never see when their child has done wrong. Amma and Sula are my favourites.
Yep, the adults were the ones in the wrong there. 10 swings were agreed on so Padget and flop should have stuck to that.

On a related note, Padget is a bit of a con merchant. In the episode when bing "done stealing" flop went back to make bing apologise and paid for the lolly he took and she accepted the money AND took the lolly back.

EyeDrops · 22/12/2020 13:48

Aaarghhh the swing episode!! If my child behaved like that I'd have physically removed them from the swing. It makes me all tense and ragey that they stand there pathetically pleading with Pando, then somehow Bings the one to get in trouble?!

sunbathingonthebeach · 22/12/2020 16:18

It’s how padget merrily continues to push him, she could just stop.

Grimbot · 22/12/2020 16:41

The episode where bing broke his arm... they never explained how it happened. Assuming flop finally flipped.

FestiveStuffing · 22/12/2020 18:29

The new bed is bad enough but the one where Tee insists Mo carries home the shopping, the scooter, and Tee himself... My God,tell the little sod that if he doesn't carry his own scooter it'll be left in the hedge and don't be such a bloody martyr

YES! Gives me the rage. I don't allow DD to watch it because I worry it may give her ideas.

Sooo agree, Bing is annoying. I really don't understand why, in a children's cartoon, they allow him to say so many words wrong, in the wrong tense etc, without correction. I can't stand it.

It's so nice to hear someone else say this.

'And I did drop the magnet, and it did fall...' AngryAngryAngry Gah!

PolkadotGiraffe · 22/12/2020 20:06

You'll be pleased to find out the whining little git steps in turd one episode.

I did not know this, and must confess that the news cheered up my evening. Grin

Stepping in a turd. It's a Bing thing.

db92 · 22/12/2020 20:08

I completely agree with the Bing being an absolute t**t. We've seen every episode. 1000X times over 😭

"It's a bing thing" no it's a moany spoilt little brat thing actually flop ffs.

BUT. I draw the line at the pando bashing. We are serious pando lovers

PolarnOPirate · 22/12/2020 20:08

The worst is when the fire engine has to go to an actual emergency and Bing whinges that he can’t have a go in it. Brat!!