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[TruiColours]

the above user asks a question and you give an answer which has nothing to do with the question

i will start

how are you?

Cheese.

What's the weather like in your area?

Tesco's

Are you looking forward to Christmas?

Millennium hand and shrimp

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Fireplace

What colour is the sky?

Door

What time is it?

There’s a small cupboard under the stairs. You’ll probably find it somewhere behind the tool box in there.

What kind of chocolate should I get at the shop?

I don't like coffee but thanks anyway

What are you watching on tv?

Yes, I got back an hour ago.

Did you go shopping today?

I suggest you go for blue this time.

How many DC do you have?

Top of the kitchen cupboards. They are a bit dusty though so better give it a wipe.

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What's the weather like?

You just need a green hat to match

Where is my pillow?

It was the pink penguin that won.

Do you have your Christmas tree up?

Cheese on toast.

When did you lose your virginity?

No it was pink

Where can I buy decent jeans

You just turn it anti clockwise and pull

Can you see it from the tower?

No, for the love of puppies, don't poke it.

What's for dinner?

I think it depends what you're using it for. I'd say a bucket but you may be better off with a bobble hat on a Tuesday.

What date is Christmas Day?

About five foot four.

Is it too early to have a wine?

Whining should be banned!

How long will my tablet update take?

The word 'golf' is not an acronym for anything. Rather, it derives linguistically from the Dutch word 'kolf' or 'kolve,' meaning quite simply 'club. ' In the Scottish dialect of the late 14th or early 15th century, the Dutch term became 'goff' or 'gouff,' and only later in the 16th century 'golf.

Where are you going on holiday next year?

Definitely a squid but I think it's dead.

Have you got an advent calendar?

Only once a month with the curtains open and the lights on.

Don't you know who I am?