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35 replies

TruiColours · 03/12/2020 02:32

the above user asks a question and you give an answer which has nothing to do with the question

i will start

how are you?

OP posts:
tectonicplates · 03/12/2020 09:58

Cheese.

What's the weather like in your area?

MrsExpo · 03/12/2020 10:45

Tesco's

Are you looking forward to Christmas?

Penville · 03/12/2020 15:15

Millennium hand and shrimp

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

letthemsleighbells · 03/12/2020 15:16

Fireplace

What colour is the sky?

Bagadverts · 03/12/2020 15:18

Door

What time is it?

KumquatSalad · 03/12/2020 15:19

There’s a small cupboard under the stairs. You’ll probably find it somewhere behind the tool box in there.

What kind of chocolate should I get at the shop?

ivfbabymomma1 · 03/12/2020 15:29

I don't like coffee but thanks anyway

What are you watching on tv?

Spied · 03/12/2020 15:32

Yes, I got back an hour ago.

Did you go shopping today?

frenchdoors · 03/12/2020 15:39

I suggest you go for blue this time.

How many DC do you have?

BlackeyedSusan · 03/12/2020 15:42

Top of the kitchen cupboards. They are a bit dusty though so better give it a wipe.

20viona · 03/12/2020 15:43

17
What's the weather like?

Bagadverts · 03/12/2020 15:51

You just need a green hat to match

Where is my pillow?

Spied · 03/12/2020 15:55

It was the pink penguin that won.

Do you have your Christmas tree up?

inappropriateraspberry · 03/12/2020 15:59

Cheese on toast.

When did you lose your virginity?

AlCalavicci · 03/12/2020 16:02

No it was pink

Where can I buy decent jeans

Celticdawn5 · 03/12/2020 16:04

You just turn it anti clockwise and pull

Can you see it from the tower?

mathanxiety · 03/12/2020 16:11

No, for the love of puppies, don't poke it.

mathanxiety · 03/12/2020 16:12

What's for dinner?

Gifgif · 03/12/2020 16:13

I think it depends what you're using it for. I'd say a bucket but you may be better off with a bobble hat on a Tuesday.

inappropriateraspberry · 03/12/2020 16:28

What date is Christmas Day?

iklboogeymum · 03/12/2020 16:30

About five foot four.

Is it too early to have a wine?

rslsys · 03/12/2020 16:32

Whining should be banned!

How long will my tablet update take?

WitchesSpelleas · 03/12/2020 16:32

The word 'golf' is not an acronym for anything. Rather, it derives linguistically from the Dutch word 'kolf' or 'kolve,' meaning quite simply 'club. ' In the Scottish dialect of the late 14th or early 15th century, the Dutch term became 'goff' or 'gouff,' and only later in the 16th century 'golf.

Where are you going on holiday next year?

fairydustandpixies · 03/12/2020 16:35

Definitely a squid but I think it's dead.

Have you got an advent calendar?

inappropriateraspberry · 03/12/2020 16:35

Only once a month with the curtains open and the lights on.

Don't you know who I am?