What are your really petty pet hates?

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

It really annoys me when I'm walking behind someone and you can see flashes of white on the bottom of their shoes where they haven't peeled off the labels. That's the first thing I do when I buy a new pair of shoes, peel off the sole labels!

I don’t like see people stashing their masks under their chin when they aren’t needed. I think they should take them right off for a more elegant look.

People who say 'do' instead of 'visit'. You aren't doing Australia, you are visiting Australia fgs. One work colleague is particularly guilty but is great in every other way so I keep quiet but my face must be a picture!

“Expresso” instead of espresso.

This is the pettiest one I can think of.

People who leave the toilet seat up. I can’t help feeling instant rage when I see it and I slam it down.

@whitewineandmagnums

There was a post on our local town Facebook site asking who was selling 'reefs'. Gave me the rage. That's not just incorrect spelling.

I had one of those on may local page the other day, I’m now wondering if it’s the same page.

Pronoun abuse, for example, "Me and my husband had a good shag last night."

Aaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh!

"Sainsbos"
"Hubby"
"Holibobs"
🤮🤮🤮

Hollibobs is the worst

'Teens' for teenagers and chrimbo for Christmas - drives me crazy

People who tailgate me when I am driving at 20mph outside primary school when the sign is flashing.

So one talking to me while they are eating/talking with their mouthful. Even more so if its down the phone.
People scraping their yogurt pots when its fucking empty.
All the poetic "times are different" "strange times" adverts on TV.
#makingmemories
People who forget their reading glasses when they come to a clinic I work in and cant fill out the forms we need them to fill in....you are coming to hospital!! Theres a big chance you'll have to read and sign something!

*someone

Bits
Picky tea
Picky bits
Crimbo
Any of the ‘bo’ ones
Saying “I was sat” instead of “I was sitting” although I’ve never met a Brit who wasn’t guilty of this so maybe it’s cultural

Oh and

People wearing face masks with their noses poking out

People mixing up 'your' and 'you're'.

Dog walkers leaving bags of dog crap on the floor. You've gone to the effort of picking it up and bagging it, chuck it in the bloody bin.

People parking on the double yellow lines at the end of my road and blocking the corner, making life difficult for everyone.

Pronoun abuse, for example, "Me and my husband had a good shag last night."

Myself, as in 'Myself and my husband' or 'Please fill in this form and return it to myself'.

People that put i'll when they mean ill and vice versa.

Pointless agonising over engagement rings. The cost, the drama of it being the 'wrong style', I could go on. My friend couldn't wear her engagement ring for the grand total of 2 weeks or so as it needed repairing so there had to be a 'fake ring' to be worn in the meantime. Why is the idea of simply not wearing a ring for such a short amount of time so unthinkable?

People asking you in December "Ready for Christmas?" Ready for what? A sunday dinner with pigs in blankets and festive shite on the tv as opposed to normal shite on the tv.

People at the end of January wishing me a Happy New Year. It annoys me because my birthday is the middle of January and therefore Happy New Year is no longer relevant.

People over the age of 5 calling it a tummy.

Oh another one I just read.... Saying for eg "what did they learn you".... It's TEACH, you fucking learn and they teach.

AND... "they borrowed me money".... NO, NO, they didn't borrow you money they lent /loan you money or YOU borrowed money.

Apostrophes in plurals, omission of apostrophes when they're needed, your and you're, calling the ground (outside) the floor (inside), people standing in doorways...I could go on all night.

Also calling hot flushes hot flashes, math when it should be maths and referring to being pissed instead of pissed off.

@whitewineandmagnums

There was a post on our local town Facebook site asking who was selling 'reefs'. Gave me the rage. That's not just incorrect spelling.

I don't understand that one? Is that some kind of drug thing but in code?

Wreaths, I imagine?

Oh bloody hell