Can anyone guess the company from the description?

[WorldSmellivating]

As you can probably tell I'm SO BORED of applying for jobs and the rubbish people write on LinkedIn about their company on the job descriptions (instead of anything vaguely useful like, oh I don't know, the salary or the hours) is making me stabby.

Would anyone like the guess what this organisation does/produces?

They're creating the future remember so no pressure.

[AuntieJoyce]

Protein shake manufacturers

[FoxtrotSkarloey]

Sportswear of some sort.

Or Spanx elevating saggy bottoms.

[WorldSmellivating]

I suspect that some of you cheated 😂 Yes it is indeed the home of the £100 leggings lululemon. Who knew jackets could be so dull AND expensive?

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

Probably just me, but every time I see Lulu Lemon written somewhere, my mind automatically reads it as 'Lurlene Lumpkin' - she was the attractive country singer in an episode of the Simpsons who tried to seduce Homer after he became her manager!

[WorldSmellivating]

I like the way your mind works

[FizzyGreenWater]

I am not sure I want a future where leggings cost £100 thanks

[2Zebras]

a future that otherwise wouldn't exist new paragraph what a load of bollocks!

[2Zebras]

@2Zebras

a future that otherwise wouldn't exist new paragraph what a load of bollocks!

Sorry, my speech to text program is being defiant today, clearly its worried about being taken over in this imagined future! (it should have left a one-line gap, not used the words 'new paragraph)

[longwayoff]

Harry and Meghan looking for staff? I believe they've got through a few.

[madcatladyforever]

What a load of old cock.

I'll bet they pay rubbish wages. I'll be sure not to buy any of their products I hate pretentious shit. Give me a good gusset any day.

[Mycatismadeofstringcheese]

So I was close with lucky pants then 😂

At £100 a pop they’d better be bloody lucky!

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

So I was close with lucky pants then 😂

At £100 a pop they’d better be bloody lucky!

Please don't mock, as they really are provably lucky. They've already helped me to save myself £100 - and I expect this fabulous company to keep bringing out more products, which will help me to save even more

[WeAllHaveWings]

Never heard of lululemon, but I was close. The bit saying what they do "to feel -and perform- to their best" gave it away. The rest was just blah blah blah.

[AntiHop]

Mlm

[AntiHop]

Posted too soon. Meant to write "we are all leaders" reminds me of the common mlm phrase "looking for people to join my team".

[LoisWilkersonslastnerve]

Do you know what irks me most about this pretentious bollocks? If you refuse to speak Verbal Shit Saladese along with them, you are written off as stupid or simple. No I'm just not going to pimp out the English with your nonsense.

[LoisWilkersonslastnerve]

*English language