@lentilsforlunch
I am also clearly a terrible person
No, you just clearly have a robustly healthy child and have therefore not had one of those letters saying "your DC's attendance is not good enough, we will therefore mark all future absences as unauthorised unless you get a doctor's note signed in triplicate in blood (yours, your DC's and the doctor's) and involve the attendance officer..."
Trust me, one bad head cold and an episode of D&V (compulsory 48 hours off) plus a couple of occasions on which the school send your child back home (thanks for that, school - your decision counts against my parenting record...) in the first term of the year, and your card is marked for ever after.
I just got one of those letters after DS spent the statutory 10 days self-isolating with covid type symptoms (it wasn't of course, it was a head cold, but we couldn't get a test for love nor money).
Yup, they are still sending those letters out in the middle of a global pandemic with a case fatality rate of 0.5%, at the same time as they are sending kids home if they cough more than twice in any one lesson!
Not that I'm pissed off or anything.