Most grim 'yuck' thing that's happened to you

[Coldemort]

Inspired by a response in another thread...

I live in a block of flats next to a canal. One warm, dusky, summer evening I took my rubbish to the bin store and..... stood on a decomposing rat. It was a monster, I was wearing fabric ballet flats and it went with an almighty pop. I was stood on decomposing rat guts up to my (bare) ankles. I couldnt even take my shoes off as there was broken glass on the floor so had to shuffle back home with rat gut shoes

Anyone care to beat that?

Stood barefoot on a slug whilst in labour

Was teaching reception and one of the little girls wasn't feeling well-TA was sat at the art table, girl was level with her face as she was stood up...suddenly vomited all over TA, in her mouth... I nearly died retching away! TA was a trooper!

Was at Bridlington as a teenager... walking through the fair notice money dropping from the Viking boat type ride that goes fully upside down... on closer inspection it was vomit... omg those poor people on that ride getting covered in it...

When my first born was a couple months old, he woke up in the night for a feed and nappy change.
In the half dark and being half asleep myself, I fed him and then started changing his nappy.
Laid him on the bed while I got the nappy cream then after rubbing it in and putting a clean nappy on we settled back to sleep.
The following morning I woke up to a horrible smell and found shit all over me, my baby and the bed linen.
When I had been getting his cream, he had a poonami. Me being half asleep didn't realise and had merrily proceeded to rub the shit and cream all over his lower half, then get it all over his babygrow as I half fastened it, then all over me from where I wiped the ' cream ' off my hands on my nightie etc.
I always made sure there was enough light after that.
Another time was when my late FIL had oral diarrhoea towards the end of his life. Basically, his bowel backflowed back into the gut, in turn he would vomit the shit up.
We went to visit him and he was weak in speech, so had to lean into him to hear.
I leaned into him to hear what he was saying and got a load of projectile shit down my ear, face, neck, everywhere! It bloody honked terrible.
Cleaned myself up the best I could and drove home with all the windows open.
I've just realised that my life seems to have a lot of shit in it 😯

@dino33 Did you not wash the worst of it off in the sea?

@NeedToKnow101 I remember now that I did that to our cat once when I was a kid; it didn’t traumatise me as much as half of these - I guess my teenage coolness helped me get over it 😂

@EugenesAxe - 😂😂 glad to know I'm not the lone cat wanker. It didn't really traumatise me either; as soon as it happened I thought 'that will be a funny story for years to come.' (Ooo-er missus!)

I did steer clear of the cat's belly after that though.

Feeding my snakes their dinner of warmed up rat. I once warmed one up too much it had cooked it and I accidentally dropped it onto a plug on the floor. It stunk of dead cooked rat and had gone in plug holes

Another time walking across lounge carrying another rat at arms length between tongs towards the snakes house. The rat slipped from the tongs and splash landed into DHs cup of tea

@Crinkledbeetroot sadly not ☹️, the water was not really accessible/safe where we were due to the rocks.

I had my grandson in his high chair and I'd given him some Wispa chocolate bites, they were little squares of chocolate, sort of dice shaped. Got him out the highchair, cleaning it up and noticed a chunk of Wispa bite he'd dropped, picked it up and popped it in my mouth.
Well, dear reader, it wasn't a Wispa bite! He'd done a poo, and a perfectly square chunk had escaped his nappy. I'd bitten down on it before it registered what it was, couldn't get to the sink quick enough. Yuk!

On my hen night I was getting a lift home from a friends DP.
We were absolutely hammered so had the windows open for some fresh air.
She was sat in the front, me behind. She vomited out of her window and it came straight back in my window and into my face 🤮🤮🤮