Yoghurt adverts... Why do men not eat yoghurt?

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What is that all about?

Why are yoghurts pushed a "women's food"?

Never have I ever seen Aman eating a yoghurt in a yoghurt ad

To be fair I’m male and I have never eaten yoghurt!

I don’t watch live TV so I sadly miss out on the joys of crap adverts.

My DH can't peal the lid off easily, so stabs it with a knife.

I no longer buy yoghurt as I'm sick of wiping up the wreckage from the worktop.

@ZaraCarmichaelshighheels

Men never have problems it’s their gums, constipation or diarrhoea either.

Not in casa serenity...

Men never suffer incontinence either, purely another female thing. However there are male incontinence products in my local chemist. How on earth will the poor loves know how to avoid damp patches without an advert?

@ZaraCarmichaelshighheels

And only women eat chocolate and ice cream, Magnums in particular.

And Flakes. In a seductive manner too.

I knew I’d seen something about this somewhere.

I don’t like yoghurt and watch sport. I am doomed. Dd is doomed. All those children laughing and pointing at her “ your mum drinks beer” arrrrrgh what have I done!?!

@SnugglySnerd

If men are in a household cleaning advert it's usually in a slightly incompetent "oh silly me burning all this food onto the hob, never mind this cleaning product is simple enough for even a useless man like me to use" way.

They aren’t allowed to do that any more!

My DH can't peal the lid off easily, so stabs it with a knife.

LTB.

I did some advertising work for a yoghurt company once - they asked me not to feature any BAME people or men because they don't eat yoghurt

Are they joking?? It’s a bloody staple in the ME!

@AintOverUntilTheCatLadySings

I did some advertising work for a yoghurt company once - they asked me not to feature any BAME people or men because they don't eat yoghurt

Such nonsense!

Maybe if they promoted it to men and BAME, they'd increase their customer base??

@MiddleClassProblem

I don’t like yoghurt and watch sport. I am doomed. Dd is doomed. All those children laughing and pointing at her “ your mum drinks beer” arrrrrgh what have I done!?!

Well, you can't be a woman then...next you'll be joshing around telling us you can use a drill

Actually I’m BAME so that must be the reason

Lovelyweek good point about air fresheners - but surely that's because it's only men that make the awful smells? (jk everybody poops!)

I had a male friend ask me why women are being advertised yoghurts for bloating all the time.

I'm so sick of yoghurt honestly! Every diet I've ever been on seems to have me eating yoghurt. From full fat Greek to 0% fat natural yogurt to Dairy free yoghurt to muller light. I'm doing intuitive eating now, and yoghurt was the first thing to go from my list. Once upon a time I used to like yoghurt, but dieting has ruined that. I prefer ice cream anyway 🍦🤷🏻‍♀️

Have you seen the way most men seem to eat yoghurt IRL?

They mix it round with a spoon until it's liquid and then tip it down their throats.

Nobody needs to see that in an advert...particularly if it's accompanied by the 'orgasm noises' of most yoghurt ads.

@MysweetAudrina

Exactly, they only enhance the female orgasm not the male one so no point them eating them really.

I'm not sure they could easily do a male yogurt orgasm advert without making them look like a pervert with a yogurt fetish or having just wet themselves... 🤔

I don't think I've ever seen anyone eat a yoghurt like that description in my life.

My DH is the only person who eats yogurt in this house. He also loves a magnum. Seems odd they wouldn't want to target men. Possibly because they think it is mostly women who do grocery shopping?

That is a good point. My DS eats Greek yogurt, honey and fruit almost every day. My male DP is partial to yogurt and grains.

Is it like men not eating quiche?

I'm honestly don't think any grown man in my life has eaten yoghurt. How odd. I'm racking my brains...

Redd Pepper does the film voiceovers now.