The (totally made up) word “somewhen”. MIL is the only person I know who uses it and she ends every single phone call with “I’ll talk to you somewhen else.”
FIL’s use of the words “yammy” and “yam”. It’s bad enough that he’s a grown ass man and describes his food like a 3 year old anyway, but to say “yammy yammy” instead of “yummy yummy” makes it ten times worse.
Anyone over the age of 13 saying/writing “tee hee” to show how humorous a situation is.
DH’s pronunciation of the word “horrible”. He doesn’t drop his aitches for any other word but for some inexplicable reason he always says “orrible” and it drives me up the wall.
When people say “you are so, so welcome.” It’s particularly prevalent in churches, and at the minute with church services (and bible studies and various other “content”) being delivered online it seems to be everywhere. We are relatively new to our area and have been using lockdown to try out a variety of churches to see what they’re like. Any that say “you are so, so welcome” put my back up immediately. It just sounds so fake and patronising.
My sister’s fake American accent. She’s lived part time in the US for 3 years and has the most affected American accent you can imagine. This is NOT an American bashing thread. We also lived in the US for several years, and even picked up the odd word here or there, so I have no problem with people assimilating to a certain extent. Her accent is completely fake though and I cannot listen to it.