What's the silliest question you've ever been asked?

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DH :- "I'm going to wash my car. Do you want me to do yours as well?"

His previous best was when I gave him something I'd found in Poundland :- "How much was it?"

There was a dwarf on the first dates tv show and he said people always asked him how long he had been a dwarf!

Nice legs- do they go all the way to the top?

Um, yes, which I why I don’t fall over .

When I mentioned to someone that I've got a couple of tattoos, "Have you always had them?"

In America I was asked where I'm from, I said Wales, he asked where in England was Wales.
I've also been asked if my eyes are real, they're turquoise and definitely real. I almost got into an argument when a woman said, but they can't possibly be that colour. Trust me they real.

They are real

My american penpal asked me if I had electricity

@justforthecake

My 9yr daughter was told by her teacher that she couldn't have egg because she was allergic to milk.

My DD kept saying but milk is from cows and eggs are from chickens. The teacher was still adamant.

My son also has a milk allergy and we’ve had similar I usually after explaining kindly end up saying “do eggs come from udders?”

Not of me but around Christmas/Hannukah I was in a gift shop that offered gift-wrap during the holidays. The woman ahead of me was buying a large crucifix. The sales lady said "would you like Christmas or Hannukah wrapping paper?"

'When did you know you were gay?'

What sandwiches do they have on the train to Southampton tomorrow?
Me: I’m sorry I don’t know
(Angry) Why don’t you know, that’s ridiculous?!?
Me: because this ( where I work ) is a shoe shop in London & I’ve never even been to Southampton
Person angrily stomps out muttering about terrible service

On a coach going down a Mexican motorway, American man next to me
This must be really exciting for you, going on a road like this
Me: ??
Don’t you just have those roads made of small stones in London?

Cobbled streets!

"would you like some painkillers?"

By the midwife, I'd been in labour for 12 hours with a back to back baby who wasn't budging and had previously been offered a bath and two paracetamol.

'When did you know you were gay?

You didn't get the rainbow skywriter and the personalised letter delivered by pink owls?

Walking through the town with a newborn in a pram in summer time so in a sun top with a mumtum and a random woman comes up and says are you pregnant?

Me: errr nope just had a baby - look

Rude woman: oh so how come you still look pregnant?

Not sure if it was stupidity or spite but not a confrontation I was expecting.

"Oh, is your hair colour real?" I had pink/blue/green hair......

"Are you left handed?"

Me, visibly writing with my left hand: "Nooo, what makes you think that?"

Lefties aren't that rare!

Doctor “is there any chance you could be pregnant?”
Me “definitely not. I Haven’t had sex in over 2 years”
Doctor “well we still need to do a test to be 100% sure” 😂😂😂

And a random question from another parent who I only vaguely knew
“Did you lose weight on purpose?”

And how do they serve the carrot and coriander soup without it running out through all the holes they seemed to be thinking of colander).

If they're from the US, they may indeed be thinking "colander" as coriander is known as cilantro there, and they may not have heard the UK name.

I told my mum I was pregnant (after years of trying).
Mum: Who's the father?

Well Mum, you know that bloke I had the wedding with ten years ago, who I still happily live with...

I used to live abroad, my parents moved to the same country. One day my dad rang me and said “Someone’s just rang, but they were speaking country’s language. What did they want?”

After realising I'd attended the same school as someone I was chatting to they said ahh I went there what year were you in?
Me.. err all of them.

"Is that a Chihuahua?" I usually reply "no it's a miniature great dane"

My husband received a text message asking for a photo of a document, he decided he'd send it via Whatsapp. "Where do I find out their WhatsApp number, will it be in a directory somewhere?" 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

“Aren’t you short?” (I’m 4ft11)

“No you twat, I’m 7ft6 & walking on my knees.”