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Splattered toilet bowl - how mad would you be?

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MsSlightyConfused · 26/05/2020 19:14

So a couple of points first -

  1. I am not the poo troll
  1. This is semi tongue in cheek

Pre lockdown my bf inadvertently left my toilet bowl completely splattered. I mean, like, I’d never seen anything like this before other than in Trainspotting.

After I found it I sent a very polite txt (v unlike me I might add) pointing out that the bathrooms were all equipped with toilet cleaner, brushes and bathroom wipes and could he please clean up after himself in future. I didn’t want to embarrass him and make a big deal about it but clearly I needed to let him know. Thankfully my DCs weren’t home otherwise really they could have been traumatised.

He was apologetic and when asked wtf was going through his mind for him to have just left it he said “I just didn’t notice”. I asked him to please ‘just notice’ in future and it was left at that.

But tbh this is still kind of bugging me. Like, how can you possibly not notice?!!!! He managed to clean his arse with the wet wipes just fine, and managed to close the toilet lid. So how could he not notice??????

I really feel like I might never be able to have sex with him again.

Interested in how big a deal this would be to others.

OP posts:
Unshriven · 26/05/2020 19:15
Hmm
Monsterjam · 26/05/2020 19:16

Traumatised children???

Drivingdownthe101 · 26/05/2020 19:17

Why on earth would your kids be traumatised?!

LillianBland · 26/05/2020 19:17

That’s disgusting! Are you not aware how bad wet wipes are for the environment? I hope he didn’t flush them.

DeltaFlyer · 26/05/2020 19:18

Traumatised by a dirty loo? Hmm

RoosterPie · 26/05/2020 19:19

Are you not aware how bad wet wipes are for the environment? I hope he didn’t flush them

Yep.

Jashartsx · 26/05/2020 19:19

It’s gross but to say your children would be traumatised is laughable

Nanalisa60 · 26/05/2020 19:20

He just needs to be house training!!

MsSlightyConfused · 26/05/2020 19:21

Ok... RTFT people before you get your knickers in a twist. I said “slightly tongue in cheek”. 🙄. Let’s replace “traumatised” with “very grossed out and quite upset”. It looked like something had died in there. This is not something they’re used to seeing.

@LillianBland I don’t think that’s really the point here

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MsSlightyConfused · 26/05/2020 19:22

@Nanalisa60 I guess that’s the point. Do I want to be house training a fully grown man?

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CodenameVillanelle · 26/05/2020 19:24

It would be a MASSIVE deal to me. I have poo issues and I don't care if that makes me weird. I doubt I could ever have sex with him again either.

freddiethegreat · 26/05/2020 19:24

My teenage son started doing this at one point. I thought he was a slob & got very ratty. It eventually transpired that he had Crohn’s disease & yes, of course he could have cleared up but he was so embarrassed in general about all the symptoms he just tried to pretend they weren’t there. He was really ill. Sorry, not very light-hearted. Once his illness was under control he went back to cleaning the odd streak if necessary.

LillianBland · 26/05/2020 19:25

I don’t think that’s really the point here

Actually, much as I think your bf is a disgusting brut, the wet wipes are the most disgusting things. Are you aware of the problems they cause for the water industry?

CodenameVillanelle · 26/05/2020 19:25

My DS would be revolted too if he found the toilet covered in poo. Maybe we are all weird but idc

IdblowJonSnow · 26/05/2020 19:29

That's grim. So had he flushed it?
I always say something if I find the loo left less than clean. It rarely happens now. It does put you off a bit, I agree!

Megatron · 26/05/2020 19:29

Yes he's minging, no never have sex with him again.

Stop using wipes - that's by far the worst thing about your post.

pairofchairs · 26/05/2020 19:31

OP I actually really get this.

My (now ex) DH used to constantly leave shit stains all over the toilet.

I tried the subtle approach by casually leaving bleach easily accessible next to the loo. I tried outright asking him to clear up after himself.

Nothing worked, and it contributed big time to me getting THE ICK. After that, all I could think about when he wanted a shag was those shit stains. Fuck, it really turned my stomach.

(Full disclosure - there were other issues in our marriage, but this one was symptomatic of his bone idleness and lack of consideration for others.)

Themountainsarecalling · 26/05/2020 19:32

No, you don't want to be 'house training' a fully grown man. He's shown you what he is, it's up to you if you can live with it. Can you?

What else won't he notice if you happen to end up living together?

Life is too short to put effort into boyfriends who need cajoling into doing the most basic of cleaning tasks. Having to clean up his shitty mess would be enough to turn me right off him as I would see it as a reflection of how he actually felt about his status vis a vis me.

MsSlightyConfused · 26/05/2020 19:37

So, yes he had flushed.

Re wipes, I am a total best practice advocate for responsible flushing. Never in my life have I ever flushed a tampon or condom or wet wipe - long before it was even a thing and it seemed like everyone else did it.

I don’t need wet wipes. My poos are fine. I only started getting them actually because bf expresses a desire to like to be fully clean, and actually now my children use them too. Except the children put them in the bathroom bins. Bf doesn’t.

He possibly does have some ‘thing’ going on. He visits the bathroom a lot and usually soon after eating. So now I feel bad. But he is an adult and this is about the lack of clearing up, not the act of whatever happened happening IYSWIM.

I should probably hope it was a one off. But I had to clean it because he wasn’t here and wasn’t going to be for a few days and it’s engrained in my memory and 🤢

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MsSlightyConfused · 26/05/2020 19:40

We’ve been together a couple of years now and he has always been an immaculate house guest. This is the first instance of this kind. The only thing it might be a sign of is a total lack of any social grace, which isn’t the first time I’ve thought might be the case.

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WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 26/05/2020 19:47

@CodenameVillanelle

I don't think you should be having sex with OP's boyfriend in the first place.

MsSlightyConfused · 26/05/2020 19:51

😂

I did tell him it might be a while before I feel like having sex with him again.

And now I feel bad. Which then makes me madder because he’s bringing out my ‘good girl syndrome’.

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ladykuga · 26/05/2020 19:52

I'm sorry but for any splatter, said splatterer must know they've left a mess. That whole "I didn't notice" doesn't ring true. If it was a one off I'd let it go. A second time is a sackable offence.

TerribleCustomerCervix · 26/05/2020 19:52

Life is too short to clean up another healthy adult’s shit.

I’d honestly be having a serious rethink. If he’s like that as a visitor what would he be leaving behind him when he had a live in cleaner to sort everything out?

serenada · 26/05/2020 19:53

I have lived with 3 men in my current house, and 2 before that.

With the exception of 1, they have all left the toilet seat and interior clean after them. The rest of the bathroomm...so so.

The one man who left the toilet seat soiled (the actual seat!) was a disgusting man. I still get angry thinking about him. He was travelling out to Thailand regularly on his own (and lives there, now). Each time he returned, his behaviour towards the rest of us got worse. I think he was paying for services out there and got used to the authority/power in those situations.

Finally, after several general emails mentioning how we all need to keep the toilet clean, I sent an email saying that I had just been in there and the seat was soiled. I then went out.

I came back 10 -15 mins later and he was standing at the top of the stairs, fuming. I could feel the anger from him. He said in a very aggressive manner where was the problem, pointing to the toilet. I looked and it had been cleaned.

We were the only two people who had been in that morning (the others were out). He had cleaned the toilet when I popped out to make it seem as though it was OK, but it was obvious what he had done.

I realised then he was a bit unbalanced and I just smiled at him and said 'Oh, it looks clean now, great' and left it.

My point is that, this man couldn't mentally deal with the fact he was making the mess and acknowledge it. He was incredibly difficult to live with (moods, temper, etc) and this was a houseshare. I would say half his problems were caused by his sense of entitlement (to live in a clean hose but not do the cleaning, to want a girlfriend yet not make any effort to be at all nice or kind). He told huge lies about his job, who he was, etc and he made my life horrible at a time when I was ill.

Toilet training is basic. It isn't something you forget to do. If something happens in someone else's home and they mention it, most people are so embarrassed and horrified they fall over themselves to apologise. A friend of mine visited and was ill during the visit. She was so apologetic of the smell in the bathroom afterwards. You don''t have to overdo it with the apologies but you know when someone is genuine or not.

I think I would struggle with this, now. At a certain point you have to know you are dealing with an adult who is prepared to notice these things and how they play out in a home.

Apologies for the essay. I am just really angry that we (women) end up living with these kind of men when as has been said, if they wanted to impress or it was their boss, they would never behave in these ways. It shows a lack of respect at a fundamental level.