I'm bored. What's in your fruit bowl?

[viques]

Scoring system

Apples one point each
Oranges/tangerines/satsuma one point
Bananas two points each
Grapes five points a bunch but must be over 20 grapes
Grapes in a bunch of fewer than 20 three points
Grapefruit 3 points
Peaches/plums/nectarines 2 points
Kiwi three points
Fruit that is in your fridge eg strawberries/raspberries/blueberries two points per variety
Lemons three points
Mangoes four points
Pineapples 6points
,melons 5 points

Other fruits (not including technically fruits but aren't really like tomatoes and cucumber ) one point each

Frozen and tinned fruit doesn't count. Nor does juice. Or dried fruit.

I am currently scoring 22 points. If I had thought of this twenty minutes ago I would have scored 25.

Some bananas, a couple of tangerines, a bike light, a watch that needs a new battery and a packet of anti-histamines.

15. Some lemons and apples. There's a squash in there, three onions, a glove, a nail file, a packet of nasturtium seeds and the scissors I use to trim the dog with.

6 Apples
Red grapes
White grapes
2 Mangoes
6 Plums
Blackberries
Strawberries
Cherries
Raspberries
Blueberries
2 lemons
3 limes
1/2 a watermelon

49?

I’ve found some grapes on top of the microwave.

I’ve got golden kiwi fruit in my fruit bowl. They are really nice. Got them at Sainsbury’s (haven’t seen them outside NZ before)

37 points all made up of grapefruits (5) , satsumas and 2 different sizes of orange .My dsis is doing my shopping at the moment so I’m only asking for essentials and I’m the only one who eats apples . Shopping is due again on Tuesday which will also include grapes . We rarely have bananas as they just don’t get eaten and end up having to be used 8n puddings .

Around the world yes they each count
pickles 89 sorry, you will have to pick the lemons for them to count
blumming stealth boaster with her lemons on her tree

Didn’t add fridge, so takes me up to 41

Sweet fuck all, I forgot to check out my shopping amends so didn't get the fruit

7 apples -7 points
12 orange things- 12 points
1 banana- 2 points
14 plums- 28 points
1 punnet grapes- 5 points
2 lemons 4 points
4 limes 16 points
Strawberries 2 points
Blueberries 2 points

77 points.

12 points (apples bananas and oranges). We've all had one of today's portions, going shopping tomorrow.

How many extra points do I get if the pineapple is wearing a parachute?

I have apples, oranges, bananas, tomatoes, cucumber and half a loaf of bread.

I have a pineapple. I win!

1 banana. 2 points!

I need to go shopping

I also have 5 apples
6 tangerines
8 bananas
5 pears
Blueberries
Loads of cherry tomatoes

Local fruiterers delivered a box today, I don't normally have that much.

Besides occasionally adding lemon or lime juice and/or zest to things that I cook, I eat no fruit.

Oh I do have some apples in the fridge for dd. I don't own a fruit bowl.

vampirethriller I know she is considered a bit 2019 these days , but I think you need to read Marie Kondo, I think she mentions dog scissors as needing their own little labelled box . In fact I think she has brought out a range of scissor boxes in neutral shades to complement any decor, a bit like Kelly Hoppen stuff , but tasteful.

I have 2 bananas going black, one greenish satsuma and an avocado which is definitely past its best.

The food delivery is tomorrow 🙂

26 and that's with a delivery due tomorrow. I ramped up the points as I have a lemon and a lime in there

Assuming berries are per punnet and all others per item then 143 pts:
Apples 4 pts
Pears 8 pts
Oranges/tangerines 22 pts
Bananas 32 pts
Grapes 5 pts
Kiwi 12 pts
strawberries 2 pts
raspberries 2 pts
blueberries 2 pts
blackberries 2 pts
Lemons 27 pts
Limes 8 pts
Pineapple 6 pts
melons 5 pts
Tomatoes 4 pts
Cucumber 2 pts
(Better eat some bananas before they go brown....)

154 points. Seriously.

35
Apples
mango
Bananas
Strawberries
Raspberries
Blueberries
Cucumber
Tomatoes

around the world

2 lemons is six points not 4.

I am not checking lists btw, I know you are honest and will not try to sneak any more cherry tomatoes through ( megaton,) but around the world's list caught my eye because it was so neat , I just know that around the world isn't the sort of person to have plasters , bike lights and dog scissors in her fruit bowl.

I dont own a fruit bowl I have tangerines in the fridge though if that counts