GOT HER! Safe and well.
Thank you everyone for your kind words and sharing your stories.
Well, @DesmondTheMoonbear wins the prize with the DIY suggestion. Our own bloody building work 🤦🏻♀️.
We are having the dormer roof redone. I did ask the builders as soon as they turned up this morning if there were any hidey holes she could have got into, and it was a firm No, not possible.
It was only when they took their lunch break that ds heard meowing coming through his bedroom wall/ceiling, that I grabbed a builder and we climbed up the scaffolding to look, and then I could hear her too.
I cannot quite believe she got into that space. Firstly, it’s a tiny squeeze space - I can totally see why the builders would not have seen it as a hidey hole. Also it is very, very high up! I don’t know HOW she got on the roof in the first place. (As for why...) The scaffolding had its ladder removed for the evening. There are no boards till the first floor. She was at second floor level. In a teeny tiny gap.
She is also old and a bit arthritic and dislikes even jumping up onto tables these days, let alone scaling scaffolding/roofs.
Unbelievable. The Ways of the Cat are mysterious.
It was a monumental exercise to extract her, involving several Lick-E-Lix, two builders and me spread eagled across the roof (health and safety look away now...), and the disassembling of a brand new dormer roof.
She was very hungry and is most upset about the indignity of the extraction process, but is otherwise completely fine.
I am SO SO relieved. She is talking a lot (complaints) and giving my the evil eye. My god I love her furry idiotic bones.