Anyone want to guess the name of Boris and Carrie's new baby?

[PNomintrude]

My guess - Tyger.

Winston

On his birth certificate, it'll be Xerxes de Pfeffel Johnson, but Boris will always refer to him as The Bairn, as advised by Dominic Cummings.

Arturo, Henry, Symonds-Johnson.

Albion Caligula

Winston (or Dominic)

Balonz

Had another thought.

Thucydides. Survived and provided an account of the Plague of Athens.

"Thucydides"

I love it. Little thuccy or diddy for short.

Aneurin hopefully

Probably something ancient and pompus

Brex

Haha @DragonMamma my brother is called Aneurin!

@saffy1234

Good strong Welsh name that! I don’t hear it much these days - maybe most of them go by Nye?

I love Aneurin, but, fat chance!

Borrie
Corris

Thomas
Sebastian
Alexander

Horatio. Or maybe Ptolomy or Cuthbert.

Why would they choose to honour the nurse who treated Boris, rather than of one of those who treated Carrie and the baby?

I know nothing of Ms Symond's taste in names though, which would seem likely to be a factor.

Yes @DragonMamma,we call him Nye,for years a neighbour thought it was Nige ,and asked my mum how little Nigel was getting on at school,now me and Rhys (DB) refer to him as ‘Nige’ ,and mum (a labour voting nurse of course) is still annoyed by it!

@hoochymamgu - unless he had an epiphany in hospital.
(But fat chance l, agreed!)

unless he had an epiphany in hospital.

I'd much prefer it if he'd had a enema in hospital...might get rid of some of the shit he comes out with.

Barrie

I would have preferred that too tbh @dickensinthepark

Peregrine.

Kevin's due a comeback

Caesar Phoenix Symonds-Johnson.

With short odds on Stanley.