Anyone want to guess the name of Boris and Carrie's new baby?

[PNomintrude]

My guess - Tyger.

Titus Downing Felix

(As for is this a good time to take paternity leave... Erm, would you mind awfully not just at the minute. Thanks)

Fabian

Alexander

Barrie

Florus

Alexander Winston Stanley Johnson

Nah. I think if he liked Alexander he'd use it himself, it is his first name after all and his family all call him Al.

Whatever name gets chosen, Boris needs to start giving the daily Corona briefings wearing a baby sling to show solidarity with frazzled multi-tasking parents everywhere.

Covid?

Don

Yes I was just coming on to say Donald!

Stayathome

This may be her first but he already has at least 2 sons and 3 daughters and I think one of his son’s already has Alexander in their name

Donald. You win.

Whatever it is it will probably have been focus-grouped to the max.

DS#2 reckons Boris because he is full of himself.

Tarquin

DS reckons Luis as a second name for sure. George maybe?

Oscar Stanley

Stanley

Thomas or Nicholas due to hospital / doctors name and maybe Luis as a middle name.

Wilfred
Darren
Gary
Benjamin
Rupert

For info from the Independent:

It is believed that the prime minister has seven children, however he has not officially confirmed the exact number.

What is known is that the prime minister and his second wife, Marina Wheeler, who separated in 2018, have four children together: Lara Lettice, 27, Milo Arthur, 25, Cassia Peaches, 23, and Theodore Apollo, 21.

Mr Johnson also has a fifth child, Stephanie Macintyre, who was fathered as a result of an affair with art consultant Helen Macintyre.

During [the] court proceedings, it was alleged that Stephanie Macintyre was one of two children the prime minister fathered as a result of an affair.

Eugene

Boris