Have you ever used a MNism in real life?

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I just asked someone if they meant to be that rude and I feel powerful! Will add a tinkly laugh next time.

God no. They aren't funny on here most of the time.

And did they?

I have asked if I’m being unreasonable quite a few times.

I’ve used ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys’ a few times.
I like it.

I have used the 'why don't you fuck off to the far side of fuck and once you get there fuck off some more' (I think that's how it goes)

Oh yes also the circus one

Batshit but used it before I joined MN and was surprised to find it so well ensconced here!

Twatbadger has entered my lexicon. It’s handy when referring to my XH.

Also FOTTFSOFAWYGTKFOUYGBHTFOA

I've used WTAF instead of WTF a few times and I've used 'entitled' once

I've used Resting bitch face and told someone to answer her ex with just the word No, no explanations needed .... because no is a full sentence

I've asked someone if they were on glue

No is a complete sentence. A few times with my mum, she is such a people pleaser and instead of just saying no to something she feels like she has to justify herself and give a life story and then ends up doing it anyway. Pisses me off when it's something i end up having to help with or if she's said yes on my behalf to something.

I did mention the other week when a man had been called in to try and sort an issue that it must be due to his problem solving penis.

Omg @MogHog I'd totally forgotten that one.

I've also told friends to "leave the bastard" but only as a joke.

Oh and I've explained the concept of an "oh fuck rucksack".

I always use unreasonable!

Used FIL once

She knew what I meant

Thing is, they're usually not MN-isms at all. They're from other sources and someone uses it on MN and then people think it came from there.

Not my circus not my monkeys is a Polish phrase for instance.

When talking about someone, I referred to them as a cheeky fucker. Person I said it to loved it! 😊

I used ODFOD to my very rude SIL and we haven't spoken since! (this was 2 years ago - she's now my ex SIL)

Yes I told someone one to fuck of to the far side of Fuck, and then fuck off some more. Very satisfying !

Ha ha love these. I do say ODFOD a lot and as l say it so sweetly l don’t think people take me seriously.

I also say enable/entitled a lot.

The other day in work someone was telling me they were fed up and going to kick out her boyfriend. We were 2 meters apart and someone else a further 2 meters away said “he sounds like a right cocklodger anyway, your well rib of him” l nearly chocked on my egg mayo sandwich.

I use AIBU and IANBU all the time.

I went to a very serious complaint meeting.

I too asked the woman if she meant to be so rude.

Not my circus not my monkeys is great

Niace as in naice ham. People just think I’m odd.

After reading one too many of the Coronavirus threads earlier this year...
any virus related conversation I had IRL with anybody, I would ask "what's the source of that?"