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Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 02:56

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

OP posts:
Clawdy · 17/04/2020 08:31

An ogre

DoorbellsSleighbellsSchnitzel · 17/04/2020 09:02

with yellow

Taddda · 17/04/2020 09:03

Flowers

Neveranynamesleft · 17/04/2020 20:36

sticking out of its ears

BabbleBee · 17/04/2020 22:09

Tripped over

TheTigerQueen · 17/04/2020 22:11

A yogurt pot

Clawdy · 17/04/2020 22:45

Sobbing

BirdieFriendReturns · 17/04/2020 23:37

And shaking

Neveranynamesleft · 17/04/2020 23:48

its left leg in

DoorbellsSleighbellsSchnitzel · 18/04/2020 00:20

And its left leg out...

Neveranynamesleft · 18/04/2020 00:30

but Matt Hancock

Taddda · 18/04/2020 08:24

Put his right leg in....

Neveranynamesleft · 18/04/2020 08:36

Carol Vorderman's hot tub

Taddda · 18/04/2020 09:36

of chocolate

Neveranynamesleft · 18/04/2020 12:29

Whilst

Clawdy · 18/04/2020 13:10

Rubbing

gillybombilly · 18/04/2020 14:19

His crystal ball

Neveranynamesleft · 18/04/2020 15:12

In his pocket

gillybombilly · 19/04/2020 08:55

Hoping

Neveranynamesleft · 19/04/2020 13:24

to see his fairy godmother

BabbleBee · 19/04/2020 20:05

with her magic wand

Neveranynamesleft · 19/04/2020 22:32

however

Queeftastic · 19/04/2020 22:39

she

SpiritEssence · 20/04/2020 00:22

Did not appear

Neveranynamesleft · 20/04/2020 00:44

but Mickey Mouse did

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