Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

Friction

with the

wildlife

I

Recoiled

in horror

And wished for

A Nandos

But to my dismay

I had no money

And hate chicken

Plus

Nobody

they are

Staying at home

with

Gyrating

hips

Adorned with

horns, ivy and

Bells

those

who knew them

Knew

their secret