I'm feeling a bit stupid. Took my wedding and engagement rings off when I was pregnant with DS(2) and should have got them resized before I put them back on. I'm not sure what stopped me (vanity, lack of time, whatever) but now they're on and they won't budge. Tried everything: elevation, ice, oil, that ribbon trick where you wind the ribbon round your finger and unravel it. My finger is more swollen than usual now and I'm trying not to panic! 
Talked myself out of going to the fire station round the corner and will wait for a jewellers to open on Monday morning. Why do these things always happen at the weekend when you have to wait for things to open??
DH is sitting up with me because I can't sleep for thinking about it. He was a bit bemused by me before bed but now he's showing a bit more concern. Still feel stupid!