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You know you're a grown-up when... *add one*

115 replies

FurrySlipperBoots · 06/03/2020 21:54

You check the washing label before you buy an item of clothing

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Thislittlefinger · 06/03/2020 23:18

@Toogood2betrue Flowers I'm sorry to hear that. I came on to say when you have to tell your Mum to put her coat on, it's cold out.

latheritup · 06/03/2020 23:20

You get excited to choose a new kitchen bin and visit 3 different shops to compare.

TheMemoryLingers · 06/03/2020 23:22

You flick through one of those catalogues that comes with the Saturday papers, and find yourself thinking that an electric foot warmer or an expandable garden hose pipe might be a welcome addition to your life.

FurrySlipperBoots · 06/03/2020 23:31

@latheritup

Urgh, don't go for one of those electronic lid ones. Massive mistake!

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hhsa · 06/03/2020 23:32

When u r not embarrassed about eating out alone..

Accingo · 06/03/2020 23:36

You are eagerly awaiting a dry spell so you can mow the grass after winter.

TheMemoryLingers · 06/03/2020 23:41

You find yourself carefully calculating whether three 250g packs on a buy two, get one free, are better value than a single 500g pack.

Time40 · 06/03/2020 23:52

Hmmmm ... I know what you all mean, but I'd say that a lot of these are really "When you know you're middle-aged".

CorianderLord · 06/03/2020 23:54

You get on the train to work at 5am on a Saturday when everyone's getting in

TheMemoryLingers · 06/03/2020 23:55

Time40 And that asks the bigger question - at what age do you really grow up?

Whyismycatanasshat · 07/03/2020 00:01

When you have the right lotion or potion in a designated medical cupboard to treat the ailments you’re presented with, there and then.

stuntbanana · 07/03/2020 00:01

All policemen look like they are 14
A really good day out is going to Ikea

Yogawoogie · 07/03/2020 00:02

Reading these I feel that I’m not quite a grown up.

TheMemoryLingers · 07/03/2020 00:04

When you have the right lotion or potion in a designated medical cupboard to treat the ailments you’re presented with, there and then.

... alongside an up to date First Aid Manual. Grin

Pieceofpurplesky · 07/03/2020 00:06

Going out on a Friday is the last thing you want to do as a) you just want a gin in your pyjamas watching Netflix and b) the hangover will last till Tuesday

Iwannatellyouastory · 07/03/2020 00:12

You have nice/special ones as well as everyday ones of things like mugs, glasses, towels and crockery.

NomDeQwerty · 07/03/2020 00:14

You can take responsibility for your own actions and decisions. No blameshifting.

TreacherousPissFlap · 07/03/2020 00:18

It was something of a shock to realise that I had an opinion on guttering

A neighbour has had new guttering and my disapproval of the style was quite visceral - I hadn't even really realised there was different styles prior to this Grin

KisforKoala · 07/03/2020 00:20

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FrangipaniBlue · 07/03/2020 00:29

You refer to anyone under the age of 25 as "about 12"

You call all your your DCs favourite music "shite and noise" (yes I know I sound like you now Dad)

DuchessOfBeddington · 07/03/2020 00:37

You have hierarchies in your home for things like napkins, glassware, serving dishes.

LaurieFairyCake · 07/03/2020 00:40

All the people above you are dead

Bouledeneige · 07/03/2020 01:09

The only one of these I can relate to is being happy to eat out alone. I'm in my 50s but I'm not yet buzzing about housey stuff.

DropYourSword · 07/03/2020 01:18

You’re coming home from a night out at about the approximate time you used to go out to start your night out when you were younger.

managedmis · 07/03/2020 01:46

You forget to add bicarbonate of soda to a cake and really kick yourself