I didn't look at my chocolate bar until I had had a couple of squares, and then I found it was mouldy.
Just to be clear, this is not the white 'bloom' that chocolate gets on it, but actual green and white mould, both spotty and like a spider's web.
Can't find much online. Tell me straight, O Mumsnet: am I going to get ill? Because that would be very bad right now.