I'm 40. I'm boring. What's the wildest thing you have ever done? I'm starting to wonder if Teresa may Is more wild than me in her fields of wheat

[Mydogatemypurse]

I think I've never been wild and I'm thinking I might need to address this. What's the wildest thing you have ever done? I think mine is prob missing my flight home from Crete when I was 22 for being too hungover. Literally nothing since. I'm so boring.

My friend and I were physically thrown out of a sex shop in Amsterdam for laughing hysterically at some of the merchandise. Was putting the old mac brigade off their stroke apparently

At 41 I had sex with a 29 year old man.

Had sex with 2 different men in the same week. Whilst single and both were ex flames so not cheating on anyone or hurting anyone.

Had sex in a car, against a tree in a park, in a park in broad daylight.

Loads of other stuff. Name changed for this

I had a bit of a wild time in my 20’s, I used to go to a lot of festivals, raves, Ibiza etc so did MDMA, speed, coke etc. Sex wise, wildest was probably sex on a pier overlooking a lake and then again in the tour van with the American female tour leader (I’m gay) I met while travelling from NY to LA for a month in the US. We got disturbed by a homeless man, which was awkward, so went to the van and then got caught by one of the other tour group members because she noticed the van windows were steamed up lol I’m engaged and settled down now so don’t do any of that kind of stuff, but I have no regrets at all.

Ran through the park naked (at night) when I was first with my now husband, I worked in in an office and had sex on the Directors desk with a colleague I was seeing - lots of other things but I am 41 now and wouldn't dare do any of those things now!

Namechangexyz1 I can go one better (if better is the right word). I once had sex with 2 different men in the space of 24 hours.

When I was 19 I went to Egypt to see a guy I’d met when he was in the UK for work. I’d only spent a few days with him in the UK, had never really been abroad before and didn’t tell anyone I was going in case they tried to stop me. It all turned out fine and we are still in touch very occasionally via FB nearly 20 years later, but I dread to think what could have happened if he hadn’t been a decent bloke!

Name changed for this!

I was pretty wild in my late teens/ early 20's. I would have a fit if my DC (who are late teens) got up to half the stuff I did). My more notable exploits include-

Taking ecstasy at a rave and shagging a guy I met in the toilets at the motorway services on the way home.
Getting caught on CCTV shagging a guy under the stairs outside a night club.

Having a threesome in the office with two older, married guys from work.
On a 'field trip' at sixth form, me and my friend hooked up with two New Age Travellers.
Skinny dipping in the sea at night in Ibiza.
I'll stop now, as thinking about all this is making me cringe! I'm so boring now!

I used to be wild/reckless, some of this is familiar and some seems very tame.
I've done stupid shit on horseback, like riding and jumping in the woods with no helmet and saddle.
Used to ride on the back of my XH motorbike with no kit on while he pulled wheelies the whole way.
Spent my teen years in boy racer and sports cars doing insane shit, drove without a license multiple times.
Used to drive drunk (the most sober if us all), to collect my boyfriend and his friends drugs.
When I did my a levels we partied Thursday to Sunday sometimes without going home/sleeping , I think I'd die now.

Idiotic things in fields with drink, bonfires and fireworks.
Drove with my boyfriend through a fire, car set alight and burned for days.
I dread to think where I've had sex tbh.
We used to grow our own weed and magic mushrooms, I used to invent weird recipes with them

Oh my, brilliant thread! 😆

I haven’t done anything particularly outrageous but memories from my youth include:

Shoplifting
Quite a lot of streaking and skinny dipping
Sexual experimentation with female friends
Shagging on the beach, in fields, in cars, on a train
Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs, including weed, speed, cocaine and Es
Going to lectures very stoned
Going to work stoned

I definitely put myself at considerable risk a number of times and I’m relieved to have a boring life now!

I'm so boring. What a great thread to brighten up my evening!

ScrapThat, that’s hilarious 😆

I got literally all my naughty stuff out of the way between the ages of about 18-21. Pretty much all the things you would not want your daughter to do, I did them. And no-one would guess it, I seem to have this 'boring librarian' air about me, one time when having some Christmas drinks with a bunch of colleagues their jaws dropped when they saw me smoke one cigarette because I seem to come across as such a goody-goody. I just thought to myself, wow, if only they knew what things I've actually done in my time

Don't know about wild but I have swum with sharks twice, one at an aquarium and once in the open ocean. Had a threesome. Did some urban exploration. Regularly moved to different areas and counties. Had sex in some weird places. Learned to sword fight. Fell off a roof at a Halloween party (garage roof rather than house roof). Still called boring because I don't drink.

I am glad I had wild times though as now at almost 40 I have been diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis and my body is falling apart. Some weeks I don't even leave the house now because of the pain and fatigue. In truth, after my abusive childhood there were huge periods of my life where i didn't care what happened to me either.

lets see..... had sex in a college classroom with my then boyfriend (it was empty!) was age 19.
slept on beaches, in a wood
solo hiked over 4 days camping (twice)
camp in -2 in an open shelter
shagged in a public area (a nice green park, not near the swings!) with people walking by (the fashion was long skirts.....)
smoked weed once or twice (the paranoia thing horrid so didnt do it anymore)

Biggest claim to fame was getting thrown out of a Night Club for the first time at 50.

My adult kids were quite impressed - until they found out it was for falling asleep.

as a student nurse I`d show up for a shift at 7am (having only got in after a night out about3am??) I still felt a bit "tipsy". same for the weed ....

I wasn`t a good student. once I didnt go to bed before work! I got in about 5 am.....work at 7am. I just ploughed through till end of shift at 3 pm!

now i drink very rarely! like to be in bed with a hot water bottle and a book by 10pm

people underestimate the dull and boring middle aged.....................

skinny dipped in a pool in the carribean once. I want to skinny dip here in the uk. (this year is my goal).

There was that one time I slipped and had a baby with a man I’d only known for a couple of months as a teenager in a different country. Not sure that counts as wild though.

Longearedbat OH MY! In the last couple of weeks I have literally just done every single thing you have described - the only difference being I'm 29 not 32. Currently looking at my bare walls having ripped out the old fireplace and feeling happy that it might well all work out like it has for you!

Last night I went to a ball dressed as a 1920s flapper. I didn’t know anyone but met a wonderful guy who dirty danced with me all night (sadly he is gay). It was a wonderful grown up wild night. And I got in at 3am. I am 48, so there is still time.

Oh man, so many things...

A few threesomes
Lots of class As, partying all weekend then rocking up to work on Monday
Backpacked for a year
Moved to Greece, Turkey, Australia, finally settling in London (from Canada)
Sex in all sorts of places... with all sorts of folk...
Mud wrestling
Jello wrestling
Group skinny dipping
Much clubbing
Have a few tattoos
Had some piercings
A few yacht parties with some millionaire friends
Dirt biking...

Still love to party but had a toddler so it's much fewer and farther in between now!

Had sex on speedboat (stopped!) with watersports instructor in Turkey while my ex was moving out of our home - middle aged

once i shagged 2 men within 2 hours. they knew each other. they were also student nurses. the residential block behind the hospital was a hotbed of sex, drugs and alcohol. that was the doctors there too.

I watched two people have sex in C & A in Bolton