I'm 40. I'm boring. What's the wildest thing you have ever done? I'm starting to wonder if Teresa may Is more wild than me in her fields of wheat

[Mydogatemypurse]

I think I've never been wild and I'm thinking I might need to address this. What's the wildest thing you have ever done? I think mine is prob missing my flight home from Crete when I was 22 for being too hungover. Literally nothing since. I'm so boring.

Shagged a guy in the toilets at work.

I still think 'running through fields of wheat' has to be a euphemism for something.

It's got to be hasnt it ha x

Had sex in a changing room in C&A in Bolton. Does that count as wild?

Sex outside during the day.

C&A in Bolton

That's wild!

I am completely unwild. But that's ok that me I am happy with my mildness.

I did cocaine with a member of S Club 7.

I don’t think I’ve done anything really wild either. Lots of mad student days stuff like walking through a cemetery at night, going to all night parties but nothing really wild.
I do lots of normal stuff and don’t think it’s boring.

Nowt, absolutely nothing.
I’ve never ever had any recreational drugs. Not even weed.
I didn’t touch alcohol until mid 20’s even then I never got drunk.
I haven’t touched any alcohol for about 15 years.

Never even had any weird sex, 2 partners my whole life.

I’m in bed by 8 each night,
Boring as hell.

Oh and happily boring too.

Shagged a guy in the toilets at work.

Ooh I had sex with a guy in a cupboard at work a few years ago, so glad it gets me into the wild club.

Three times. (It was a big cupboard.)

I've done other things too, but I don't know if they're wild as much as shameful and embarrassing... Got kicked off the bus on NYE for being drunkenly sick and then passed out on the pavement. Good times.

How long have you got?

Seriuosly though, I used to be pretty wild, but I look back and realise I was a nightmare, I don't want to go back to those days!

Being chased down a street by lady boys throwing bricks and rocks at us in Thailand. Boyfriend at the time thought it was a good idea to buy illegal substances off them!!!

The thing is, if you start acting wild now won't you just seem like you're having a mid life crisis?! There's nothing wrong with being conventional!

I used to be a tiny bit reckless but I think things through too much now. Also having young kids surely kills most spontaneity!

Sex in C&A 😂

Had a 5-some. But that's literally it!

How long have you got?

Had sex in school rowing shed with my the boyfriend. Think we were 17? Actually had sex in a variety of inappropriate places - the car in a car park in broad daylight, the beach (too sandy), on DHs desk at work (when there was no one else in the office I should add!), on my desk at work (also late night no one around).

Have missed several flights for being too hungover and not being organised. Went in to work without having slept the night before because I was out partying more than once. Slept under my desk because I never made it home from a night out more than once.

Woke up in a hotel room once (in my own) and downstairs to settle the bill in the morning and someone else had kindly paid it.

Gambled £10k of someone else's money at a casino. He thought I was good luck?! Joke on him I suppose.

Been to some really crazy parties (on yachts, in mansions).

Did a lot of stupid stuff too. Experimented with drugs in early 20s bla bla bla etc..

I'm now very respectable SAHM to 2DC. In early 30s.

As far as drugs go, I once had a Max Strength Lemsip...

Other than that, I've got nothing... I specifically remember NOT running through a field of wheat, but walking carefully round the edge instead.

I went wild and went to Morrison's instead of Aldi recently....

@NeverGotMyPuppy Was it planned? Did you know everyone beforehand?

I'm 43 and totally boring these days. But when I was younger, lots of drugs, clubs, parties, sex in unusual places. I had a brilliant time! I have such fond memories but wouldn't want to go back, I don't have the energy, being fat and shattered all the time 😂

Had sex on a market stall years ago.
Had a wee in someone's drain when I was desperate walking home on Nye.years ago.
Attempted a threesome but realised it wasnt my thing.years ago.
All my things are when I was much younger.Im 40 next month.

@BorneoBabe yes - this was in the days when Gumtree had a section for it!

It was with me now DH, it wasnt great, we didnt fancy them enough, we should have just made polite excuses and left but I think we figured 'let's just go for it'. I'd love to do it again but properly but it doesnt feel right now we are married and have a child.

As far as drugs go, I once had a Max Strength Lemsip 🤣 rock n roll @BelfastSmile!

When I was 15 my friend and I sneaked Bacardi in coke bottles in the cinema watching La Bamba and got kicked out for dancing in the aisles

Spent a night in an emergency survival shelter during a storm.
Not good wild.

@ErrrNo . I hope u used protection!

I'm a respectable 56 year old woman,but when I think of some of the things I did in my mid to late teens,I cringe.
In no particular order of cringe-yness:-
Had sex on a riverbank.
Had sex in the woods.
Had sex in the car,in the grounds of a hospital (at night).
Sat in the park with friends drinking cheap sherry (which we had to open by hacking at the cork with a door key,no corkscrew, naturally!).
Slept in the car in the car park of a motorway service station after being caught in bed with my bloke by his mother,and kicked the pair of us out.