Ok I've been. It's bloody massive!
All windows are uPVC and 2 years old, some finishing and loose bits underneath one of the bedroom windows needs looking at. She said they never came back to finish it off. 
Central heating first 2 floors but boiler servicing top floor is broken so they were told by gas chap that it would be better to have new larger boiler servicing whole house.
Electrics all up to date, plumbing all up to date, they are foster carers so being checked by ss.
Everything cosmetic needs doing, they are smokers.
Kitchen, dining room needs knocking through. Wall is solid and bloody thick, probably need 2 Raj's or a flipping big one.
Bit of damp in top bedroom from loose flashing on next doors chimney. It's dry now but I felt the plaster and it does give a bit.
Random plastering in one of the rooms is where a fireplace was taken out, looks not finished very professionally.
This family have lived here 30 years. They've loved it, they're down sizing.
6th bedroom is an exaggeration, maybe a baby's room, realistically an en suite as it was that once before.
My friend had to go pick up his DC from school but he's coming with me to look again next week.
Utility is new ish and has had a new roof a year ago.