Worst kids shows

[Cbeebieslover]

Lets put the worst kids shows on this list

Cocomelon. Fuuuuuccckk, my brain's melting. However, I introduced DGS to Mike Armstrong's American steam trains, and he loves them. Also unboxing and setup of Brio trainsets. Odd child.

Actually yes. Everyone complaining about CBeebies etc has the joy of the shite they pick to watch on YouTube still to come.

Minecraft is boring even when you play it yourself. Why would you want to watch someone else do it?

I DETEST Alvin & The Cunting Chipmunks. The newer one is every kind of horrible, and don't get me started on their owner Creepy Dave, who clearly has ishoos.

Show Me Show Me: Pui Fan Lee's 'singing' voice is a horror show.

Horrid Henry: Vile little shit.

I'm sure there are many, many more, but I'm already having flashbacks!

I hate Peppa Pig with a passion. I go to a rhyme time session at the local library most weeks and the women running it chose a Peppa Pig book then asked if we all like Peppa pig. I was honest and said no, the other parents looked at me like I was filth . I can’t stand it.

Minecraft is boring even when you play it yourself. Why would you want to watch someone else do it?

What? You mean you haven't cultivated 347 different 'interested' faces yet? You're slacking .

Old: Caillou. Whinging little shit makes Bing look pleasant.

Current: WTF is Baby Jake on, and can I have some please. Also, that little stupid dinosaur Topsy that randomly pops up on CBeebies can do one. And Little Roy? WHY DOES SHE HAVE A CARTOON SIBLING?

Me too! Granny Murray haunted my dreams for ages
Sofia the first- voice goes right through me and it’s so cheesy
Baby Jake- ugh
Peppa sodding pig- odious little pork scratching

Yes to topsy and Tim.
Mum: put your shoes on now darlings, it's time to go
T and T: yes Mummy, of course Mummy, right away Mummy.
Has the writer actually met any 5 year olds??
The books are ok though, they have tantrums and make a mess, someone decided to sanitise it for the TV.
I can't stand bing after the traumatic experience of going to one of those 'first cinema' events which was six or seven episodes of bing in a row.

I do quite like Justin's house though
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I dislike most of the things my kids watch on Pop. They all give me a headache - Alvin and a chipmunks and the dreadful songs, Power Rangers, that Miraculous Ladybug show. All just too loud.

Peppa pig, wasn't on when my kids were tiny but it is so annoying - why do parents on buses think it's ok to let their kids watch it without headphones!! Nationwide express driver (there were two on board so the one not driving) luckily intervened before I had to go and moan, so annoying

Jigsaw with mr Noseybonk

@twirlypoos what is that? It looks really creepy

Bing. Utter cunt.

@tinatsarina - That's Noseybonk. A character in a KID'S tv show

Posted too soon. He was bloody terrifying

Bing
Paw Patrol
Octonauts
Peppa Pig
H2O Mermaid Adventures (live action)

Has no one else had the joy of Simon in netflix? Makes me miss peppa

Baby Jake
Kate and MimMim

The DC weren't allowed to watch them if I was in the same room. It has been years now, but they still threaten to put it on if I annoy them although it is an empty threat as I can cut the power to the TV if needed.

Mr Ben
Bagpuss
Mary, Mungo and Midge

Numberjacks. It scared my children.

Just remembered Hartley Hare.

Sorry I misunderstood, thought it was your favourite children's programme.

Omg bloody paw patrol at the moment we are all paw patrol members I'm bloody sky and the 4 year old dictator is ryder

I love Peppa Pig! I don’t get the hate at all. There’s so much to love. It’s hilarious!

Peppa hanging up on Susie Sheep when she finds out Susie can whistle.

Daddy Pig explaining how mirrors work.

Tiddles the Tortoise and various other animals getting stuck in trees (“cows are not very good at climbing trees”)

Madame Gazelle’s nervous tic triggered by the mention of glitter.

I love it 😂