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Fucking Bing
DisPater · 24/12/2019 13:35
There he goes again. Fucking ruining something for someone, usually Sula, and getting away with it. His victim is usually told to suck it up and accept their item is somehow "better" after Bing gets his paws all over it.
Don't get me started on the time he killed that butterfly
I've been trapped in the house with sick DC for quite some time, so it's possible I'm over invested in this
Indecisivelurcher · 24/12/2019 13:43
@dispater, maybe flop doesn't tell him to pull his socks up because he is a sock 😱
I read a theory on here that I now totally buy into. Flop and his 'grown up' mates are actually alien invaders who accidently killed off all the parents on the planet, and are now paying pennance by raising all their offspring (bing and his peers). It's the only thing that explains their levels of patience 🤷🏻♀️
Lunafortheloveogod · 24/12/2019 13:49
I think if I’d seen that whinging little rabbit before having ds I wouldn’t have risked child birth to be stuck listening to him.
DP claimed I was being a witch and it’s a kids programme.. stuck it on Netflix for an hour till he eventually swore at the bratty roadkill.
Flop needs binned he couldn’t raise an eyebrow, if he’s meant to be the “parent”.
danni0509 · 24/12/2019 13:49
Bing is an arsehole (!)
Ds is autistic (he's 6) and really only watches bing or a bit of peppa, he's not into tv just watches half hour on the iPad after his bath.
Well he did watch bing, until he started pissing on his bedroom carpet like bing, touching the 'hot burny' oven like bing and trying to put his fingers in hot drinks like bing!
Who ever thought this was a good idea for a kids programme?! Just encourages them.
(Or it does mine anyway!)
He sticks to peppa now.
YourOpinionIsNoted · 24/12/2019 13:56
Bing is a whingey little twat. Can't stand the fucker. I think it's purgatory - the 'adults', Flop et al, are in the afterlife and have to endure whingey giant toddlers without telling them to shut up and fuck off, or they get another 200 years of it added on. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Duggee, on the other hand, is bloody brilliant.
SnugglySnerd · 24/12/2019 13:57
I have grown to be quite fond of Bing. I would love to have Flop's level of patience. Ds adores Bing and hangs on his every word which is quite useful at times e.g. when we visited a butterfly farm he understood exactly why he mustn't touch.
He loves the Christmas episode so much he now wants a "Hoppity Voosh sledge". Not sure where we'd get one from though!
Sandsnake · 24/12/2019 14:12
Oh yes. Hate it with a passion. He’s so whiny and Flop is doing him no favours with his permissiveness. I can just imagine a terrible adult Bing, still being enabled by Flop.
Flop: Oh don’t worry, Bing. You didn’t mean to kill the lady. You were just feeling a bit frustrated. Let’s have a smoothie.
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