Fucking Bing

[DisPater]

There he goes again. Fucking ruining something for someone, usually Sula, and getting away with it. His victim is usually told to suck it up and accept their item is somehow "better" after Bing gets his paws all over it.

Don't get me started on the time he killed that butterfly

I've been trapped in the house with sick DC for quite some time, so it's possible I'm over invested in this

I've never liked Bing. He's too indulged.

Slowly puts hand up and asks who or what is bing?

He absolutely is, he's going to be a horror when he's older. Why does Emotionless Flop never tell him to pull his socks up?

is glad purple asked as also hasn't the foggiest

I thought you meant Crosby before I opened the thread

Glad @purplecorkheart asked it for me

Bing is a show on cbeebies, purple. I have quite a gap between my children and have only returned to cbeebies after a gap of many years. I am newly horrified by the entitled antics of this particular rabbit

Fucking hate bing the whiny little shit..DH and I have a favourite episode.. the one where bing steps in dog shit

And as for fucking Pando taking his bloody trousers off all the time.. wtf?

@dispater, maybe flop doesn't tell him to pull his socks up because he is a sock 😱

I read a theory on here that I now totally buy into. Flop and his 'grown up' mates are actually alien invaders who accidently killed off all the parents on the planet, and are now paying pennance by raising all their offspring (bing and his peers). It's the only thing that explains their levels of patience 🤷🏻‍♀️

I haven't seen that one yet, I hope to god it is on catch up, because nothing would please me more than seeing that pop eared little sod paw deep in turd

Another one here wondering why pando takes his trousers off all the time, and the others just accept it as normal??
That said, Bing is miles better than Teletubbies...

I think if I’d seen that whinging little rabbit before having ds I wouldn’t have risked child birth to be stuck listening to him.

DP claimed I was being a witch and it’s a kids programme.. stuck it on Netflix for an hour till he eventually swore at the bratty roadkill.

Flop needs binned he couldn’t raise an eyebrow, if he’s meant to be the “parent”.

Bing is an arsehole (!)

Ds is autistic (he's 6) and really only watches bing or a bit of peppa, he's not into tv just watches half hour on the iPad after his bath.

Well he did watch bing, until he started pissing on his bedroom carpet like bing, touching the 'hot burny' oven like bing and trying to put his fingers in hot drinks like bing!

Who ever thought this was a good idea for a kids programme?! Just encourages them.

(Or it does mine anyway!)

He sticks to peppa now.

I also HATE Bing! He's such a whingy little wus. Eugh. Cannot stand him. Glad i'm not the only one. I didn't used to like Mr. Tumble but have to say he's grown on me.

Gives me the rage...I can't bear the whiny little nobhead

'Bing gets mixamatosis' - i am looking forward to this one

Bing is a right little twat.

Now Hey Duggee on the other hand, I could watch that for days. I watch it when I’m hungover

I hate peppa pig. My daughter is two and was snorting like a pig and saying “silly daddy” to dp.
I don’t let her watch it now, she much prefers Andy’s dinosaurs anyway! But yeh hate bing as well, I turned the butterfly one off!

The episodes that are now voiced by Frank Gallagher are somewhat better on the discipline front but he’s still all over the shot waking the baby up and being a general turd though. My daughter loves it. FML

Bing is a whingey little twat. Can't stand the fucker. I think it's purgatory - the 'adults', Flop et al, are in the afterlife and have to endure whingey giant toddlers without telling them to shut up and fuck off, or they get another 200 years of it added on. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Duggee, on the other hand, is bloody brilliant.

You are all my people.

Lot of time for Amma though. She seems more aware that Bing is a little shit head. Thankfully my DD is past her Bing phase... However she's replaced it with "the pig" 🤦‍♀️

I have grown to be quite fond of Bing. I would love to have Flop's level of patience. Ds adores Bing and hangs on his every word which is quite useful at times e.g. when we visited a butterfly farm he understood exactly why he mustn't touch.
He loves the Christmas episode so much he now wants a "Hoppity Voosh sledge". Not sure where we'd get one from though!

Oh yes. Hate it with a passion. He’s so whiny and Flop is doing him no favours with his permissiveness. I can just imagine a terrible adult Bing, still being enabled by Flop.

Flop: Oh don’t worry, Bing. You didn’t mean to kill the lady. You were just feeling a bit frustrated. Let’s have a smoothie.

I'm still waiting for Bing to break the Smart TV on the day it's delivered and for Flop to say 'It's no big thing' AARGH.