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Why does nobody use the word "arse" any more?

124 replies

Swisskit · 29/11/2019 21:46

So fed up with seeing "ass" everywhere instead.

Arse is a bloody brilliant word! I'm going to start a campaign to keep it alive #arse

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StCharlotte · 30/11/2019 22:43

CigarsofthePharoahs

Actually lol'd!

PhoneLock · 30/11/2019 22:49

Arse is alive and well in this house.

I think ass is the preserve of the want-to-be Americans in our society.

billy1966 · 30/11/2019 23:18

There is indeed something extremely evocative, and communicative about
expressions like
"can't be arsed" and "talking shite".
😂

MyNewBearTotoro · 30/11/2019 23:19

I’m up north and arse is very much still in usage.

mathanxiety · 01/12/2019 07:26

I think ass is the preserve of the want-to-be Americans in our society.

And some of us are just bilingual.

augustusglupe · 01/12/2019 07:30

Love Arse and Tit, everyone’s a Massive Tit or Arsehole to me at the mo, especially when I’m driving.

Also ‘Oh My Days’ WTAF ‘Oh my God’ is perfectly fine, we don’t need your bloody Days Hmm

IVEgotthetinselBITCHES · 01/12/2019 07:34

I say it all the time. Possibly too much as yesterday my 6 year old also used it Blush

Marinetta · 01/12/2019 07:37

I said it only yesterday when describing my ex. Its a great word.

HowToBeAWoman · 01/12/2019 07:48

I can’t take ‘ass’ seriously. I just think of a cheesy American ‘dude’ talking about a ‘fine piece of ass’ or ‘kicking some ass’.

Arse, though, now that’s a proper word.

AShaveAndAHarecutHalfPrice · 01/12/2019 07:50

My husband says ass - very annoying

GBroGal · 01/12/2019 10:45

In my family, a fall is 'going arse over tit' and in polite company, we say 'going base over apex'.

lilgreen · 01/12/2019 10:48

Arse here! Would never, ever say ass.

lilgreen · 01/12/2019 10:49

Butt annoys me more. Primary school children are saying it! What happened to bum?

livingmyslothlife · 01/12/2019 11:26

Norn Iron here use it daily. Prefer ballacks to bollocks though. Sounds better in my accent.

Pascha · 01/12/2019 11:32

@IVEgotthetinselBITCHES I corrected ds1(9) yesterday when he said 'pain in the ass!'

'Arse. Its pain in the arse' said I Xmas Blush

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 01/12/2019 11:55

I still use 'arse'. 'Ass' is acceptable only if you're a Yank, otherwise it means a donkey.

In any case, 'ass' in a Yank accent, just doesn't have the same forceful, satisfying ring to it.

You can shove your ass right up your arse!

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 01/12/2019 11:59

GBroGal, my long-gone DF used to say, 'arse over breakfast time,' which I always thought had a piquant ring to it.

CatInTheDaytime · 01/12/2019 12:03

Ass is acceptable in this form:

"I'm going to get Christmassy on yo ass" (in Samuel L Jackson accent)

Otherwise it's ARSE. Pain in the arse, kick up the arse, can't be arsed all used in this house. Also the very satisfying swearword arsepiece!

Oh, ARSEPIECE!!!

CatInTheDaytime · 01/12/2019 12:05

I like "arse over breakfast time".

livingmyslothlife · 01/12/2019 12:24

My nan used to say your arse is parsley i.e. You're talking shite.

ScreamingValenta · 01/12/2019 12:34

Oooh, yes, Cat

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass" is definitely an honourable exception. "Arse" in that phrase wouldn't have quite the right ring. No pun intended.

OneHanded · 01/12/2019 12:36

I’m the same. But tits arse and bollocks is my most used 😉😅

ScribblyGum · 01/12/2019 12:40

I love a good “oh arse”. It’s the perfect phrase to use out loud when you lock yourself out of your computer at work because you have 30 different passwords. Fucking cunt-buckets is not acceptable language in my office but a solid well delivered arse is fine.

SomethingNastyInTheBallPool · 01/12/2019 14:07

I loooove ‘arse’. It’s so versatile. I can’t be arsed. He’s a massive arse. I went arse over tit. What an arsehole. Oh god, look at the size of my arse. Etc, etc.

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