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Why does nobody use the word "arse" any more?

124 replies

Swisskit · 29/11/2019 21:46

So fed up with seeing "ass" everywhere instead.

Arse is a bloody brilliant word! I'm going to start a campaign to keep it alive #arse

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MeOldBamboo · 29/11/2019 22:59

Love arse. Use this word at least 10 times daily. And “bottoms”. Shite is great too.

DappledThings · 29/11/2019 23:02

Every time I see "ass" I change it in my head to "arse"

Me too! I also change "sweater" to "jumper" any time I see that.

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 29/11/2019 23:04

I still use arse. DS said it for the first time in my presence yesterday too. I was torn between annoyed and amused (he's 19 and never swears in front of me, although I am sure he swears like a sailor at work and with friends).

NotStayingIn · 29/11/2019 23:05

Love arse. Use it lots. Isn’t ass the American version of arse?

BoswellsBollocks · 29/11/2019 23:08

I usually say arse but probably use asshole as an insult more than arsehole. Asshole just sounds more viscious in my accent.

I don’t use cunt as an insult because it sounds crap in my accent. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Patroclus · 29/11/2019 23:09

Yes yes yes. Ive been campaigning for proper british swearing for a few years now. People Assing and sucking all over the place ant allowed in my house.

onemouseplace · 29/11/2019 23:10

I use arse all the time. In fact, I’ve just (mentally) called a man on the bus an arse because that is exactly what he was being.

evilharpy · 29/11/2019 23:15

I’m Irish. The word ass is not in my vocabulary apart from referring to donkeys. Arse, gobshite, bollocks etc.

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 29/11/2019 23:17

We say arse, not ass, in this house! Derived from Old English ærs, which is the way I would pronounce it in Scotland. In Germany we say Arsch, which is pleasingly guttural.

woogal · 29/11/2019 23:20

Said a lot in central Scotland.

CrowleysBentley · 29/11/2019 23:21

About 5 minutes ago I told my giggly 20 year old DS to stop being an arse, and be quiet after he got back from the pub, because DD is sleeping and has work tomorrow. I use it all the time.

Grandmi · 29/11/2019 23:24

My Mums favourite expression was that she couldn’t be arsed...love it 💕

RaininSummer · 29/11/2019 23:26

Arse is alive in my household. No donkeys anywhere.

wtffgs · 29/11/2019 23:26

I say arse lots - especially when Johnson some far-right loon appears on the news. It is an awesome word.

Father Jack would be proud 'aaaaarse'!

CareOfPunts · 29/11/2019 23:26

I always use arse. Never ass.

avamiah · 29/11/2019 23:31

It’s really funny but I never say arse .lol
I say absolutely far worse words .😬😬😬

ironickname · 29/11/2019 23:42

Definitely Arse.

Ass is a donkey creature.

Bloody Americans.

ewwsweatyunderboob · 29/11/2019 23:48

I love a good ‘your arse!!!’ in reply to something someone has said that’s clearly not true.

‘I could eat that whole pizza’
‘Your arse!!!!’

Why is that even a thing? Sounds so strange now I’ve written it.

PlasticPatty · 29/11/2019 23:51

I say it, I write it.
Arse.

StCharlotte · 29/11/2019 23:57

If it was good enough for Father Jack....

The first time DH and I slept together 20 odd years ago, I got out of bed and as I walked away towards the door, he exclaimed "arse!" In a Father Jack style.

Thing is at that point I'd never seen Father Ted so I was a bit WTF?

He still does it now, bless him Smile

Dowser · 30/11/2019 00:32

Arse is such a satisfying word
Ass isn’t it
Ass sounds like you are being polite
When I say arse...I’m definitely not being polite

Dowser · 30/11/2019 00:34

Hadaway and shite
Very comforting that

Dowser · 30/11/2019 00:35

And there’s nothing like a good bastard ..when anything or anyone upsets you.

Dowser · 30/11/2019 00:37

No idea who father jack is

It’s Ricky Tomlinson saying my arse
I remember
Royle family..great show

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 30/11/2019 00:38

Barely a sentence passes my lips, that does include the word, Arse.

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