I've now spent the best part of my 47 years trying to cook a perfect fried egg. I want to admit defeat but DS has now decided it's his favourite type of chicken bum fruit.
For some reason I can only manage to get a black bottom welded to the pan, a snotty top, a burst yolk or a delightful combination of all three.
Can any expert fryers please throw there top tips this way to stop me constantly disappointing my child?