Most of a massive bag of rice, half a large bag of pasta twists, two packs of noodles, box of lasagne, half a packet of spaghetti, coffee-jar of cous-cous, half a bag of potatoes, bag of oven chips, just started box of potato waffles
Two packets each of strong white flour, strong wholemeal flour and multigrain flour, plus a tin and a half of instant yeast; plain and self-raising flour and a box of suet; most of a packet of cornmeal
Half a bag of red lentils, half a bag of pinto beans, small amount of green lentils; two 150g tins of tuna, 200g cheese; several kg (husband buys them in bulk online) of mixed nuts and various seeds
six household portions of frozen meat, sliced meat for - well, no idea, maybe thirty?- rounds of sandwiches, 40 fish fingers, couple of dozen sausages, ditto burgers, bacon made from about a foot (length) of pork, three pork loin steaks, 200g smoked haddock, two poussin, three whole chickens, four chicken breasts
Four tins of tomatoes, four lots of pizza sauce, half a kg onions, half a dozen mushrooms, a kg of peas, jar of pickled onions, bag of sundried tomatoes, jar of olives, tube tomato puree, about 100g baby plum tomatoes, about a pound of ripening home-grown tomatoes, about a pound of tomatoes still outside so who knows, about 20 heads of celery, unknown amount maybe ten pounds? of carrots, some bolting rocket, two plants of parsley
three apples, three bananas, six oranges, four kg raisins, ?four kg dried apricots, large bag frozen blackberries (supposed to be for wine but in extremis)
Two jars peanut butter, most of a jar of choc spread, some marmalade, tin of golden syrup, half tin of treacle
Three or four weeks' worth of tea, maybe two of coffee beans and would have enough instant for another week; small tub drinking chocolate, carton of cocoa, small bottle of squash, 6l fizzy water, 6l fruit juice, 30 cans cola
Six pints milk, half pint yoghurt, kg butter, half small tub vitalite, jar mayonnaise
Two pints of cider, 60 pints beer, 150 bottles of wine (we do home-made)
I said earlier at least a month, but looking at this it may be enough for two. I mean we might have some odd meals but we certainly wouldn't starve (and if one of us could access the garage we'd be too sloshed to care...)