If hell existed, what do you think it would be like?

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I’m leaning towards an airport type place where you’re constantly stressed out to get to the right terminal to catch your flight

My ILs visiting. Wherever I am they’ll be there picking fights and getting drunk and generally being plebs.

A day in the life of me.......

It will be full of people sniffing and eating noisily.

All the toilets will be dirty and have no toilet roll.

Trust me when I say, It will be itchy skin.

Corporate away days with teambuilding drumming. Have you done it? I have. I wanted to die. This sort of thing:

tinny music from someone elses headphones
And everyone not listing to shit music is walking round holding their phones like a slice of toast up to their mouths and talking on loudspeaker.

Any of those Pontins/Haven type holidays. Similar to holidaying at Colditz, but with worse food and standard of accomodation.

Trago mills

It will probably involve phoning BT customer services on some sort of infinite loop.

My grandad reckoned that he would be going there if he wasn't reincarnated into a cat so I'll probably see him... which would actually be lovely!

He had dementia & was a bit mixed up in his religions.

A permanent Spa day

A gym - a gym you can't leave EVER and you are forced to consistently use the equipment. There would be no showers, half hour breaks every six hours to eat boiled tripe... oh and the smell of chips would waft constantly across the place but you'd never be able to have any

Stuck in a never ending outdoor PE class from Secondary school.
Cold weather the teachers would be fully comfy including woolly hat and mittens - we had to shiver in polo shirt and skirt.
Summer - they wore the light skirt and blouse. We had to wear a heavy tracksuit .
Oh yes and in Winter if you tried moving on the spot a bit to keep warm you were threatened with a Detention