If hell existed, what do you think it would be like?

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I’m leaning towards an airport type place where you’re constantly stressed out to get to the right terminal to catch your flight

It would be South West Trains into London at rush hours on a hit day with windows closed and standing room only. !

It would be me stuck in a boiling loo, on a red hot day on my wedding anniversary as my ibs is playing up and I’m constipated

Grimsby

Overflowing loos and Nigel Farage gurning from giant screens

But at least, unlike the other place, there will be people there I know.

When I was at school and last two lessons on Friday afternoon were double German, hell would have been Friday afternoon double German going on for ever and ever, the bell never ringing.

Nowadays it might be eternally stuck in a traffic jam on the M25, while bursting for a wee.

Eternal toothache

Just hours and hours of JoJo Siwa's YouTube channel playing extremely loud

Hell - a place where you have been shrunk to the size of an ant and are trapped in Jeremy Corbyn’s beard for all eternity and forced to listen to his evil Socialist shit and feed off the crumb morsels lodged in his beard and your thirst quenched by the spittle from his lips. 😱

MyHermes delivers all the parcels.

Tuesday

Blackpool, mid-January.

Actually, Blackpool full stop.

Hey there’s nothing wrong with Ed Sheeran

My idea of hell would be yes soft play! Also waiting at the school gates for eternity!

A hospital paediatric outpatients clinic waiting room. Each patient would have a full retinue of extended family, somewhat inexplicably accompanying them as though it were an outing.

I watched a movie years ago and it was about a girl who was being stalked, terrorised and then eventually gets murdered over the course of a few days. Then she wakes up and does the same thing over and over again as if it's a reoccurring bad dream which she is aware of but cant escape. At the end the viewer finds out the girl is actually the murderer who received the death penalty and this is his hell which he is sentenced/doomed to repeat forever more. Pretty good movie. But I often wondered theoretically why would the devil make hell awful for his followers? Surely he would make it great to entice people to be shitty when alive? ignores fact that I'm pretty much agnostic bordering on atheist 😂

Airport where your flight is eternally delayed.

It'll be full of my friends, I'm going to love it there.

DH is eating a particularly crunchy apple within earshot.

It would be the swimming pool changing village at swimming lesson changeover time for eternity. Unescapable, unending heat, noise and humidity.

That sounds like hell should be for a murderer haggis

My hell would be a corporate team building event where I had to sing and do other embarrassing things in front of all my team mates, knowing that they would be laughing about it for the rest of my working days.

Mandatory role play type training in front of hundreds of equally terrified people.

me too @Disfordarkchocolate! Nothing better than the warm smells, put nasty dirty stuff in one place, move it to the next, and out comes beautiful smelling, clean stuff. Like magic, that takes a short time and cost little. Of course, I also love passing a house or hotel where you can smell their laundry in production :)

Recently in Italy DH went to both laundromats available within about 20 miles. Neither sold detergent. One did, however, sell lovely coffee. He gave up and brought the dirty clothes back to pack and wash at home.

When I'm feeling a bit fed up @SoFarSoGreat I fantasize about the washing machine breaking down and having to spend the afternoon at a laundrette while my husband stays home and does all the boring jobs. I may be a bit odd.

Sitting in a car, stuck on the M25, with my father in law. And he’s talking about brexit. Forever.