What do you reckon Boris Johnson is doing right this second?

[HerculesTheBercules]

And what do you think he is feeling?

I suspect bewildered and out of his depth, and possibly considering his options.

We don’t have a deputy prime minister. What would happen in the short term if he were to resign?

the report is worse case scenario.

No, it isn't. It is now labelled Reasonable Worst Case Scenerio. It was previously called base scenario, until they were forced to publish it and they changed 'base scenario' to 'reasonable worst case'.

Black Swan is the worst case scenario. That hasn't been published.

Hopefully writing his resignation letter!

Arguing over who has to walk the dog tonight. Of the many surges of fury I have had since Johnson attained high office, hearing that he'd adopted a rescue dog during one of the most difficult and demanding periods of political activity this century was the most homicidal. How DARE he. I loathe owning animals but I respect dogs enough not to take one on when I have no chance of giving it the attention it deserves. I mean, I know Carrie or the security guards or who ever will do the actual work. But that cynical manipulative using bastard.

Having a good old shag.

Lying.

Eating coco pops

Having a beverage with his lovely girlfriend in their lovely home, pet dog cuddled up and feeling proud he is doing his best for us.

Trust you're being sarcastic.

He's the biggest disaster of a PM ever!!!

“Having a beverage with his lovely girl friend
in their lovely home, pet dog cuddled up and feeling proud he is doing his best for us”

Hi Boris.

Drinking, pacing angrily and asking if he can nuke Scotland.

Watching a rerun of his Who Do You Think You Are episode (which was almost as good as Danny Dyers)

He walked into this knowing exactly what would happen, he may look the idiot when he wants but neither side side cannot doubt he has plans in motion

Plans to run a dictatorship or to run away Alice because he’s not negotiating.

He's not doing anything right this second. Everything he's doing this second is wrong.

Thinking of ways to get his US citizenship back so he can become president of the USA.
Wondering if he can claim Turkish nationality through his great-grandfather so he can become president of Turkey.

Snoring in bed!

He is sleeping soundly, safe in the knowledge that he ie wealthy enough to not have to worry about food or medicine shortages.

He is probably booking lots of well paid speeches/book deals ready for the moment he departs number 10. He will enjoy his self perceived reputation as a daring maverick who gave the country what they asked for.

He will piss off to another country leaving all the ordinary people in shit

Cowering under his Prime Ministerial desk sucking his thumb hopefully.

Contemplating the fact that there may be a possible vacancy now that Mugabe is dead.

And Carrie is probably thinking , fuck this , I thought I would be mates with Kate and have swishy hair.

Stillfunny

Going by the physical state of him, continuing his dedication to greed, excess and substance misuse.

He's a wanker.

Not wanking. Shagging some young researcher. If he did more wanking he would have fewer children.

Apparently Boris once boasted that he has so many women on the go at any one time that he never has to wank.

(Still a wanker though, Mate)

He's a sociopath so will be unaffected.

I often wonder what the original tosser, David Cameron is up to.

A whole heap of sociopathic tossers who will be largely unaffected by this as they have family dynasty fortunes to rely on.

Counting all the money he made the day after the brexit vote and wondering if it was all worth it for a millisecond. Then deciding 'if course it was' and getting on with his day with spring in step...

Boris doesn’t walk. His valet does that for him.