What do you reckon Boris Johnson is doing right this second?

[HerculesTheBercules]

And what do you think he is feeling?

I suspect bewildered and out of his depth, and possibly considering his options.

We don’t have a deputy prime minister. What would happen in the short term if he were to resign?

Drinking. He’s got to be drinking to get through this.

Shamelessly stealing from FB, but this?

Ah not sure if picture posting?

It posted!

Haha sorry for inflicting that twice on you all!

MY FUCKING EYES

I hope he is relaxing and preparing himself for whatever the next few days may bring.

I would suggest that, for many people, if he delivers Brexit he will be a hero.
Obviously just as many people will see him as a villain.

Shitting himself. I would be if I were him.

He is no hero.

Brexit IMHO is not, was never going to be, what they claimed it to be.

This is a time of great shame.

He’s probably getting pissed or having a wank. How on Earth he managed to father the children he hasn’t owned up to have is beyond me.

😵 that picture.😂

Being burped and put to bed in his Bullingdon Club jimjams by his valet

I think he probably knows his political career is now over whatever he does. He’s not completely stupid but he is naive and careless with detail and hasn’t thought all of this through. He’s had at least one glass of red and now in the absence of a sock is wanking into the wine glass. He doesn’t care that one of the kitchen staff (a woman presumably) will have the joy of cleaning it. The gf - Carrie? - is out with friends. His advisors are creeping around the place talking in whispers so as not to upset/disturb him. He’s angry and blames others for his misfortune as he sees it. The Scottish judiciary, the SNP and Joanna Cherry (and everyone in Scotland probably) are top of his list. But also there is his brother Jo, his mum (she’s the mum, it has to be her fault), his sister, his first gf, Amber Rudd, Anna Soubry, David Cameron, Theresa May (for being so crap but now showing him up as even crappier), his nanny for being so tall - and right. Right as in opposite of wrong, nothing to do with political left and right. That’s the gist, folks. Oh, and he’s finished his wank for now and is now scrolling through his phone trying to find a holiday destination for him and the gf for after this nightmare is over. That is if she hasn’t chucked him by then.

Surely Yellowhammer is the final sledgehammer to Brexit. please?

Of course not. The record never changes. "Project Fear" "17.4 million."

He's hastily moving all his money to off-shore accounts in readiness for the £ collapsing so he can capitalize on the disaster him and his cronies caused. My betting is he will invest in land once the £ stops free falling.

Or shopping for shepherd's huts

He's making me feel slightly better about my truly crap day because at least I'm not him and finding that his lifelong ambition is turning out to be a bit shit

Pulling it back.

Throwing darts at a board with a picture of david cameron on.

@frequency most of his fortune is already off shore and him and Rees mogg are both major investors in companies that profit from economic disaster management. Worry not, Dr Pfeffel knows that he'll be fine.

*de Pfeffel, not Dr Pfeffel. Dr Pfeffel sounds like a fucking shit drink, instead of a fucking shithead.

Bent over a mirror with a rolled up €500 note....

Snorting coke, congratulating himself on his political acumen and planning a game of golf with his new pal Donald.

He's wondering why, once he bought Mr Cum to avoid Farrago re-employing him, he didn't lock the Cumster in a basement, instead of being seduced by that gentle siren-call of fascism Cum deals in.

Oh, nanny, it's all gone wrong.

Knobbing a chintz sofa in no10 thinking it is a Sloaney intern.