Ds just literally shat in his hands and clapped....

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Ds is 2 and has recently become interested in the contents of his nappy. He just casually strolled into the living room holding two turds and as I jumped up to intervene him he clapped his hands together, Home Alone style.

Please tell me age 3 gets better...

*to intervene, not intervene him. I can write better when I'm not covered in human waste

Oh wow. I have been lucky that DD hates any muck or grime, especially on her hands so has never been one to explore nappy contents. But she is a travel sick projectile vomiter so makes up for her general cleanliness

That gross and hilarious in a glad-it's-not-my-child-anymore kind of way.
My DTs once changed each other's dirty nappies. It's quite an eye opener how much wall you can cover with a couple of poos.

Laughing so much. So so much!

1 year DS just picked a un digested raisin out of his nappy and ate it triumphantly

Omg user! You win the thread! 😂

Ffs user. I'm eating my dinner

Why don't they tell you that kids are gross in the baby books?

My DD use to eat it also loved smearing it all over herself and cot!

I'm sorry...but thank you for the shits and giggles!!

My dd likes to draw on the walls with it then feed it to the dog.

A d you came here to post about it instead of cleaning up?

I’m on number three and none of mine have ever stuck their hands in their nappies, thank god!

Oh, unclench Pick

There's always one lol

My son is 3 and has not yet done anything like that, I'm so proud of him 🤣

I will raise users pre digested raisin and offer the time my 3yo ate a deer poo thinking it was a raisin.

Oh mine was a smearer, the worst was the windows and radiator, cooked shite is another lever

Yes Pick, I saw what happened, grabbed my phone and updated Facebook, Instagram, MySpace and Snapchat, made a quick vlog then posted on mumsnet.

Actually no I didn't, I cleaned it all up, put sheets on boil wash, cracked open the chardonnay and then posted on mumsnet to fish for pearl clutchers.....

Nothing constructive to say apart from OMG that's hilarious OP! I hope you got a photo to embarrass him with when he's older!

Pick, I think I would have posted here first too as I would need a few minutes to compose myself before I tackled a room covered in poop!

I remember years ago when visiting a friend her son was in the travel cot in the lounge whilst we made a cup of tea

We walked back in and he looked to be covered in chocolate and eating a chocolate biscuits

It was only as we got closer we realised it wasn’t

DS put both his feet and hands in his nappy today 🤢

DD2 has both eaten rabbit poo and shat on my face, thankfully not on the same day!

We had to ban the potty for DD2 as she'd drink her wee out of it.

OH is a quadruplet. Apparently, they'd all get in on the smearing action as soon as any of them had filled a nappy. Teamwork to remove said nappy, of course. Their poor, poor mum!

I'm lucky, the most disgusting thing one of mine has done is lick a telegraph pole.
Kids are grim. But not as grim as my 16 year old cat who keeps pooping on my rug.

You are all making me laugh out loud. ...DS is 16 now and I’d forgotten all the batshit things toddlers get up to.

DD1 tasted her wee the other day by sticking her fingers in it and licking it before I could stop her.

She also kindly woke me up the other day after I had dozed off on the sofa.... to give me a pillow.

Oh my .... very funny though 🤣

I misread the thread title as DH just.....