What are your most WTF labels?

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Couldn't help being by this one today (read the small print on the tag). Of course I know how it happened, but it's still ridiculous.

What's your stupidest label/warning/supermarket brand?

Might be an urban myth, but knives that said "keep out of children"

I saw one in town a couple of weeks ago that made me laugh

"Managers Special
Fat Balls
Get 2 free!"

I bought an air freshener for the car once. The car in the packaging was a convertible......

And still is!

@Foslady think the convertibles meant to represent the breeze hence the blossom represented on the other side

@Betsy86, really?! Oh well the concept failed on me - I only bought it because it was price reduced!

Bag of peanuts. 'Allergy advice: May contain peanuts'

I found this one on birdseye waffles a bit random

@Visioncroquet surely that's false advertising??

@Foslady to be fair i had to stare at the pic for a min before i reslised i think that’s what the car was for but i could be totally wrong to be fair. Im the same as you i would of just grabbed it due to being reduced price sod the weird advertising lol x

On some children's medicine we once got it advised not to drive or operate heavy machinery just in case it made you drowsy

I'm a paediatric nurse, always makes me laugh when I see medicine for children which states "do not drive or operate heavy machinery"

I once bought a pair of children's pyjamas and the tag said you had to remove the hanger before use

I once saw a sign at a motorway service station WH Smith that said.

"Alcohol purchased here may not be consumed inside or outside of this store"

I remain unclear where you could drink said alcohol.

I had one on M&S pyjamas that said: “In the interests of safety, it is advisable to keep your child away from open flames”. I kept it for ages because it made me laugh so much.

The maps for Thorpe Park used to state that guide dogs are not allowed on the rides. The thought of a dog whizzing around on a rollercoaster!!

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Sugar sachet in a cafe once said May contain milk

Household cleaning wipes:
'Not for intimate use ' ouch

Our collapsible pushchair helpfully reminded us to remove the child before folding. DH had an electric blanket once - The instructions stated to unplug it before washing!

Sparklingbrook The innocent cartons always manage to make me giggle more than packaging should in general

@BelgianWhistles that made me laugh out loud!

All packs of nuts say on them "may contain traces of nuts"

I remember a spate of Innocent smoothie cartons that gave Semaphore instructions...