What are your most WTF labels?

[ChopinIn10Minuets]

Couldn't help being by this one today (read the small print on the tag). Of course I know how it happened, but it's still ridiculous.

What's your stupidest label/warning/supermarket brand?

Yes bags of salted peanuts that say may contain nuts, well no shit Sherlock!

Washing powder capsules that say keep out of child’s reach. If you need telling then you probably shouldn’t be in charge of a dc to be honest.

At the local wildlife park here you can walk in with the flamingos but it states on the gate that guide dogs can’t go in. 1. Obvious surely & 2 if you need a guide dog will you even be able to read the note?

My dc highchair instructions remind you to remove child before folding away...

Not packaging, but those wash tabs adverts that simply tell you to "keep away from children".

It's a rule I try to live by most days, but I'm not sure that's what they meant...

This diagram on a can of Sure deodorant. Must be my filthy mind...

On a packet of stir fry noodles it had all the veg flying up and out of the wok with the noodles and it said 'serving suggestion'

I remember seeing a photo of a children's t shirt that had on the label: Remove child before washing.

There are some that get translated from other languages that are fun. Such as the sign at a swimming pool which advised people: Do not breathe under the water

Part of my job is writing specifications so I might be guilty of some of these but legally if it contains vitamin A I have to write that it’s not recommended for pregnant women unless recommend by your GP/anti natal clinic even if it’s a male fertility product!

Birthday age bages that are "not suitable for children under 36 months" Because I was really going to buy a 9 card and badge for a 2yo More annoyingly, badges don't seem to have a proper pin on them any more so that you can just pin them onto any item of clothing. Killjoys.

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