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'Tiny purse tucked into her vagina'

38 replies

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 30/07/2019 18:06

Just read this on Twitter and laughed for five minutes. Anybody want to admit to storing all that in that place? The replies on Twitter are gold. twitter.com/men_write_women/status/1155824041082667010 I particularly liked the one from a woman who says 'What, not a lipstick and house keys too? Tcha, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.' Grin

'Tiny purse tucked into her vagina'
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GummyGoddess · 30/07/2019 18:07

A credit card? That seems uncomfortably sharp!

Alpacathebag · 30/07/2019 18:10

What ARE you reading?

pepperpot99 · 30/07/2019 18:11

I keep all my savings up there. I've got hundreds of thousands stashed away. Safest place, plus very roomy since I had the dc.

BogglesGoggles · 30/07/2019 18:12

What?!

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 30/07/2019 18:12

Not me! It's a good Twitter account called @Menwritewomen. They find all sorts of nonsense. This one is from Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures, apparently.

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FlibbertyGiblets · 30/07/2019 18:12

I stuff my stash in my bra. Ain't no one going THERE.

Itwouldtakemuchmorethanthis · 30/07/2019 18:13
Grin
Sparklingbrook · 30/07/2019 18:16

Thank the Lord for Contactless payments. Ewwww.

CherryPlum · 30/07/2019 18:18

I keep my mobile phone in there

Tingface · 30/07/2019 18:19

I know of a woman who was notorious locally for stealing bottles of spirits by placing them on the floor in the supermarket and squatting over them with a long skirt on... Shock

PowerhouseOfTheCell · 30/07/2019 18:19

Just shove a panini press up there and call it a day

stucknoue · 30/07/2019 18:19

I keep my key card for my hotel room when I'm away in my bra and change things to the room, very handy!

8Track · 30/07/2019 18:20

BLIMEY! I'm sitting somewhat uncomfortably now.....

Coffeeandchocolate9 · 30/07/2019 18:20

A credit card is the wrong shape ffs

AnyFucker · 30/07/2019 18:22

Anybody else having a sense of humour failure here ? Confused

isabellerossignol · 30/07/2019 18:23

A credit card in a purse? Has this man ever met a woman? I'm thinking only from a distance...

BogglesGoggles · 30/07/2019 18:25

@Tingface surely that can’t be real?

Sagradafamiliar · 30/07/2019 18:27

What?

Juells · 30/07/2019 18:28

It's not so weird. Isn't that how wives smuggle drugs into their dearly beloveds in prison? thass what I always understood anyway.

Shades of the father's watch in Pulp Fiction Grin

Likethebattle · 30/07/2019 18:28

Ha I keep my desk in there with all my important documents!

redexpat · 30/07/2019 18:28

Tinga was it Kinga from BB6?

Teddybear45 · 30/07/2019 18:33

My grandmother and other women in the family did similar with their jewellry and money when coming over from Uganda to the UK. Makes me sore just to think of the size of the stuff they smuggled across.

Zaphodsotherhead · 30/07/2019 18:35

Worse if this is American, where they call a handbag a 'purse'. Imagine shoving your Mulberry up there...

MrsMozartMkII · 30/07/2019 18:36

Credit card?!

ConfusedShock

MitziK · 30/07/2019 18:41

It would make for some interesting positioning for the Contactless Payment at Tesco's.

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