'Tiny purse tucked into her vagina'

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Just read this on Twitter and laughed for five minutes. Anybody want to admit to storing all that in that place? The replies on Twitter are gold. twitter.com/men_write_women/status/1155824041082667010 I particularly liked the one from a woman who says 'What, not a lipstick and house keys too? Tcha, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.'

Zaphodsotherhead that made me laugh enough to wake a dog

Oh I see now that it’s twitter. Wow.

@pepperpot99 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If this amuses, astonishes and/or disgusts you about how clueless male writers can be, I suggest you follow r/menwritingwomen on Reddit. Some of the descriptions are quite spectacular in their ridiculousness.

A credit card?! Ouch!

Isn’t it a prison purse - in OITNB it is anyway, as opposed to a prison pocket in male gaols

I worked in a nightclub cloakroom and someone once delved into their sweaty knickers to retrieve their ticket. boak

I hate to boast

But I can barely get a tampon in

I think mine involuntarily sealed itself shut as I read that which is bad timing because the zip on my purse broke today and I need a new one.

If this was real life, I'd be having a sense of humour failure too. But this is an excerpt from a crime fiction novel written by a man in his 80s (published last year! ) who has churned out dozens of potboilers, from the look of it. I suspect he's got to the stage of his writing career where his publishers reckon his followers will read anything with his name on it and don't bother editing his manuscripts thoroughly.

There's another one on that twitter where the writer describes the woman as having to sit and wait to pee, because unlike men who can piss on demand women have to sit and wait for the piss to work it's way through the maze of their body

Some of them are comedy gold

I'm currently involved in a silly discussion with my brother about this. I've told him I carry a tote in my vagina-he's countered with a bag of 2ps up his arse. I've told him he's an amateur!

Is this what Americans mean when they talk about fanny packs?