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I think I need to hand in my membership badge

40 replies

PalindromicUser · 26/07/2019 14:34

There are some people here delivering and putting together a new bed for me. They took their shoes off unasked (-10 Mumsnet points). Then one has just asked to use the loo and not only did I say yes but I directed him to the more comfortable one in the bathroom upstairs rather than make him use the poky -- downstairs cloakroom Shock

I’m going to be cast out, aren’t I? Sad

OP posts:
LikeDolphinsCanSwin · 26/07/2019 14:37

You answered the doorbell and let people in?!! OMG Shock

MrsGaryLightbody · 26/07/2019 14:46

If you didn't DBS him before letting him in then I suggest you tear it to little bits then recycle

Original poster
PalindromicUser · 26/07/2019 14:49

I know. I’m a terrible mumsnetter. I darent mention the loo brushes Blush

OP posts:
S0CKS · 26/07/2019 14:51

Leave your badge at the door and get out ;-)

Wenttoseainasieve · 26/07/2019 14:56

I hope the toilets had been bleached, and that you had a basket of artisan slippers for them to choose from.

ExpletiveDelighted · 26/07/2019 14:58

I hope its a super kingsize bed and you've got the high thread count bedding ready.

FadedRed · 26/07/2019 15:02

Tbh you don’t have to leave, just join the (smallish) group of normal people here. We do exist, just don’t SHOUT about it in case we get judged...

Blondieg · 26/07/2019 15:09

Good god woman, have you lost your mind, don't you dare offer them a cup of teaSmile

ithinkiammelting · 26/07/2019 15:13

I hope they parked their van across your neighbour's drive.

scrappydappydoo · 26/07/2019 15:17

I hope you’ve washed your sheets twice already. Anything less and you are

DontCallMeShitley · 26/07/2019 15:17

I hope you used Zoflora (horrible muck but the holy grain of stinks on MN).

msmith501 · 26/07/2019 15:18

And throw any used mugs away

TSSDNCOP · 26/07/2019 15:20

Don’t forget to REPORT THEM to customer services OP.

VikVal · 26/07/2019 15:21

Having NC several times for several reasons all I can say is this, I'm proud of you for coming out and hope it gives other down to Earth MN comrades in hiding the strength to come out as well and declare their normality and be proud of their normality. This shall be normality pride day!

chemenger · 26/07/2019 15:21

You need to hand in that membership badge, but now you qualify for the special, secret level two one that nobody talks about. You'll have to get this thread deleted as well, because it is very outing.

DGRossetti · 26/07/2019 16:04

Did you cancel the cheque ?

MrsExpo · 26/07/2019 16:09

You’ve got strangers in your bedroom ..... OMG!!!! I hope you made sure all incriminating, embarrassing and “personal” items are well hidden.

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LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 26/07/2019 16:10

Honestly OP, I think you should call 101 on yourself. You can't be too careful.

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PalindromicUser · 26/07/2019 16:11

He did park across a neighbour’s drive.

I do have high thread count bedding.

But I also offered them a cup of tea . I’m no good at this Sad

OP posts:
Leakinglikeacolander · 26/07/2019 16:15

You sound worse with every update OP.

SaxxedtotheMax · 26/07/2019 16:17

Bet you are a pair of knickers down.

Pervs.

LostInNorfolk · 26/07/2019 16:20

Don't let them steal your candle from the loo

marvellousnightforamooncup · 26/07/2019 16:21

Bet you don't use matching pegs on your washing either OP. Tsk!

LostInNorfolk · 26/07/2019 16:22

Remember that your dog/child/MIL now needs to run in with a vibrator in their hand.

ithinkiammelting · 26/07/2019 16:28

But I also offered them a cup of tea

I jolly well hope you were able to offer them a choice of Earl Grey, Darjeeling or Tetleys English Breakfast?