I think I need to hand in my membership badge

[PalindromicUser]

There are some people here delivering and putting together a new bed for me. They took their shoes off unasked (-10 Mumsnet points). Then one has just asked to use the loo and not only did I say yes but I directed him to the more comfortable one in the bathroom upstairs rather than make him use the poky -- downstairs cloakroom

I’m going to be cast out, aren’t I?

I suppose you leave your high thread count bedding on the line all night to get darked on don't you?

Have you done your daily towel wash yet?

I would have thought she’d have done two towel washes, the normal one and the extra because workmen had been in the same room as them, after all you don’t know what they might have touched with their workman-germy hands. And shampooed the carpets with neat bleach. I know I would have.

But what I really want to know is did he leave wee on the seat/skid marks? If so, you need to call customer services pronto and get him sacked!

Did they shit in it?

(The loo, not the new bed)

Did you forget that "No" is a complete sentence woman??!

Or were you too busy making 17 meals from one broiler chicken?

Have you logged it with 101?

I need a diagram

YABU for drip feeding.....

LTBs (in the bedroom) and report this thread to MNHQ.

I'd recommend a spa break after washing the bedroom sheets, best bathroom towels and any bathmats at 1000 degrees.

You then may be allowed back in.

Did you make sure they hadn't voted for Brexit before you let them in?

I would definitely log it with 101
And make sure your washing isn't being darked on while you're at it

YABU!

Did you have a loo brush in the bathroom?

I can forgive most sins but this is damning......

"You answered the doorbell and let people in?!! OMG

"

That made me PROPER laugh out loud!

I Fucking hate answering the door!

For my part the idea of not having a loo brush freaks me out (DX ocd) I can't remember when I last changed the bed, I don't care about people taking shoes off as I NEVER go barefoot anyway (ocd again), I wouldn't trust zoflora to be clean enough, anyone familiar with my often lengthy posts will know I could never just say "no" as a complete sentence and I got along great with my (now ex) mil (I miss her actually).

I'll
Get
My
Coat...