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ok, who's someone that everyone fancies but you don't get it?!

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castlecutie · 21/07/2019 19:49

David Beckham for me. every woman and her grandmother seems to fancy him and i'm like ??????? why??

also Johnny Depp.

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Jamsangwich · 22/07/2019 14:12

Jared Leto. Creepy vibes all the way, looks like strangling women is mere foreplay to him. He makes my skin crawl.....

Iamthewombat · 22/07/2019 14:21

Is it the picture of him at that wanky met ball wearing a full length red velvet robe and carrying a wax model of his own head? Perhaps inspired by his extra curricular activities!

Iamthewombat · 22/07/2019 14:22

The wax head looked more intelligent. Poor old Jared!

Jamsangwich · 22/07/2019 14:55

Jeff Goldblum also creeps me out for some reason, but he's not exactly a hottie....he's a bit like a preying-mantis. And John Tavolta, whilst very pretty in his young days, is a body swerve of biblical proportions. His clenched jaw and teeny piggy eyes (too many cheek fillers?) makes him look like a bulldog.

Dustybun · 22/07/2019 14:57

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PeriComoToes · 22/07/2019 15:05

PERFECT description of Tom Huddleston dustybun eat your heart out Mr Tumnus!

And while we're about it - James McAvoy. Just no. Also comes across as an UTTER wanker especially on Graham Norton.

PeriComoToes · 22/07/2019 15:06

Aaargh Hiddleston though if the hoof fits Grin

overnightangel · 22/07/2019 15:09

Ryan Gosling.
Absolute drip and about as appealing as a wet weekend in Grimsby

ChihuahuaMummy1 · 22/07/2019 15:12

Richard Gere- looks like a rodent

JoannaCuppa · 22/07/2019 15:16

@HazelBite - I think I shall have to pick Jason Mamoa and Dwayne Johnson. Ooh and that mixed heritage male model from Britney Spears' Toxic video.

Obviously being a totally perfect babe myself, then that should be no bother (that's a lie. I look like a cross between Janette Krankie and Jimmy Hill....Grin)

salsmum · 22/07/2019 15:18

Hugh grant
David tennant
Shaun Bean ( back in the day)
Sylvester Stallone.
Donny Osmond ( back even further)
Roger Moore ( think i need to stop there)

Dustybun · 22/07/2019 15:26

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SheWoreRedVelvet · 22/07/2019 15:30

Tom Hiddleston looks like he exclaims 'Sorry, Mummy' when he orgasms.

Emus · 22/07/2019 15:38

Harry Styles
Tom Hardy

Just don't get it!

Whatdoyoumeme · 22/07/2019 15:43

@EllebellyBeeblebrox Jason Statham is from Norfolk. I love a few films he's in but the caricature thing is so true when I think about him with a Great Yarmouth accent 😂 It just doesn't sound natural when he talks at all.

MrsTerryPratchett · 22/07/2019 15:55

@hazeyjane I'd take Jeremy Paxman off your hands much quicker than Richard Gere.

I'd make him say "did you threaten to overrule him" over and over.

EleanorReally · 22/07/2019 15:56

Tom hardy

Iamthewombat · 22/07/2019 16:04

Yeah, Sylvester Stallone, I could never understand how we were supposed to find him appealing. And his two ugly mates, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Didn’t they pretend to open some stupid restaurant together? I’m going back to the eighties now.

katseyes7 · 22/07/2019 16:05

Roger Federer. He's always looked middle aged, and for me, he's way too 'straight'. Give me Nadal with his longer hair and his pirate pants any day.

PeriComoToes · 22/07/2019 16:28

Wait, what?! Jason Statham isn't a cockney geezer born and bred and talks with a twangy accent?

Surely this is a joke?

Benjispruce · 22/07/2019 16:34

Richard Gere mistaken for Jeremy Paxil?? I think you’re in need of a leonardo DiCaprio( take with water every 4 hours)

Benjispruce · 22/07/2019 16:38

Paxo not Paxil !

Sakura7 · 22/07/2019 17:20

katseyes7 Yes Nadal is far better looking than Federer, though the long hair and pirate pants are a distant memory...

Benjispruce · 22/07/2019 19:24

I like Nadal but I do wish he’d stop that ritual of pulling his pants out of his bum before he serves.

ForalltheSaints · 22/07/2019 19:31

Not everyone, but how anyone can like Boris Johnson is beyond me.