How do I tell my boyfriend I've got piles?

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Yes, I have anus horribilus. Painful and sticking out a mile. Not pregnant, I just get them occasionally. Trying to treat with suppositories and cream but they're not going away in a hurry.
The thing is my boyfriend is coming round today and he's already told me he's horny. We haven't seen each other for a week as we've both been busy with work etc. He texted me last Eve to say he loves me and really misses me and can't wait to see me today. We had fantastic sex last time we saw each other. He's already talking about how he wants to lick my pussy I don't want him anywhere down there! Why can't I tell him, I've been seeing him for 4 years now and it's a committed, monogamous relationship, I'm worried cos he's got a very sarcastic sense of humour and I think he'd take the piss. Help, what do I say?

After 4 years I’d like to think I could be confident enough to talk to a DP about anything. I appreciate you feel embarrassed but in your own words “put your big girls pants on and tell him”.

I've got a permanent hemorrhoid scar which has left a "tag" protruding outside my bottom 😳 The only way to get rid of it would be to have it strangulated I think.

My dp says it doesn't bother him at all, even when we first got together when it would have been the most embarrassing for me.

After 4 years I don't understand why you would find it embarrassing? Especially as haemorrhoids are quite common. He doesn't sound very mature to be honest.

ME GRAPES

If he freaks out about piles, pregnancy would be a real educational journey for him. 😂

Just tell him you've got a bunch of grapes hanging out of your arse, so he can't go near that bit right now.

I had external piles removed about 5 years ago and still have a couple of tags. My boyfriend doesn't really care, but I absolutely hate it...

After four years I would just tell him straight. Thrush is really off putting as it could affect him. It would make feel itchy just to think of it. Can’t see why you can’t have sex without involving your backside. That is why he should know and he may well have had them himself. What is funny about piles? Is he a juvenile or a caring, loving partner?

You’ve been in a relationship four years and can’t talk to him honestly about your body? And you’re to embarrassed to be seen by a doctor?

You need to grow up tbh.