Room 101 - an open door

[TroubleWithNargles]

Just passing by and thought I'd chuck in some of DH's relatives who have upset him today.
(And if I can get hold of that Angry Bird advert, that's going in as well)

The door's open - feel free to chuck in anything you like.

I'm chucking in wasps. The stripey little bastards ruin my summers.

And yes, I know, they're good for pollenation, blah blah. Perhaps if they took a leaf out of bees books and stopped with the attitude and harrassment, maybe I'd give them a break. 😏

They truly are the drunken hooligans of the insect world 😂

A woman I used to work with she was a cunt and believe me I never use that word that's how much I hate her she made my work life hell and the worst thing was I let her

The royal family.

I’ve got absolutely nothing against them personally but I’m sick of reading about them everywhere I turn! (Just adding to the problem here of course.)

Bloody eczema

Perimenopausal symptoms can get thrown in there

Bloody brexit talk sick of it .
Also Piers Morgan fed up of hearing his opinions and refusing to listen to others .

Hay fever and flies. Summer would be great it wasn’t for them!

People who don't listen when I'm telling them something, and then complain a couple of hours later that they didn't know and that I never tell them anything!

Remoaners. Byeeee!

Hayfever
Dickhead cyclists

Facial hair (mine)
Cling film
Sleeping bags

People who call remainers "remoaners"

Perimenopause and its 4 week periods. Fuck them.

The rudest kids I've ever encountered at the busiest playpark I've ever encountered. Honestly, they were foul to the wee kids waiting patiently for turns. Straight into 101 with the wee bums.

Also, cloudy sun... At least when it's sunny you remember to put suncream on. It was thunderous when I left the house today but I still have a bloody bright red forehead.

.... And while I'm at it I'll second the wasp chat. Can we not just swap all the wasps for bumble bees?

Same here @ChihuahuaMummy1 also this weather. 97% humidity in Aberdeen

Moths, utterly pointless, same for those flies that fly in a square formation underneath the ceiling light fitting.

Also any food beginning with the letter c, I would be slim without it, goodbye cakes, crisps, chocolate, cream, cookies.
Confectionery in general to help combat my fatness.

Gertie you missed out cheese

Mouth ulcers and the end of term students' question ' Are we going to have a fun lesson?'

Sorry. Moths cant go in 101, they also pollinate

Oh yes and the Angry Birds advert.

Panic attacks & anxiety. Fucking pisses me off that I can't take my children on a plane. DH is also starting to be less understanding. Consequently not only am I anxious, I feel horribly guilty as well.

Having zero will-power when it comes to food and therefore being overweight. Fucking hate feeling shite about my body.

Cancer. DF & MIL both undergoing treatment at the moment. Really really sucks.

Ooh, I have DREAMED of this thread.

Flat backed cars
Cars with stupid names
People who call remainers 'Remoaners'
Nigel Farage
Tommy Robinson
Anyone who calls themself as a 'yummy mummy', particularly on Facebook
MLM schemes
My left ankle

That song/record C'mon Eileen (Dexy's Midnight Runners)
Drunks, being drunk in public very anti-social.