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Room 101 - an open door

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TroubleWithNargles · 16/07/2019 18:31

Just passing by and thought I'd chuck in some of DH's relatives who have upset him today.
(And if I can get hold of that Angry Bird advert, that's going in as well)

The door's open - feel free to chuck in anything you like.

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LaMarschallin · 16/07/2019 22:28

Ah.

Premature post.

...room 101 is filled with hateful things.

Like a torture chamber.

Can I also put in pseuds?

underneaththeash · 16/07/2019 22:31

i’d Quite happy throw a certain child in DC1’s class in. Along with JC to keep him company.

Youwanapizzame · 16/07/2019 22:47

Sluggy eyebrows
Selfies
#livingmybestlife
All mummy bloggers especially ones who try to be funny and mention gin A LOT
And one Fecking Bitch from work
Anyone who moans all the time on Faceache. We know you're poorly stop checking in at hospital and carping on about it...

elephantoverthehill · 16/07/2019 22:47

under seriously Jesus Christ cannot be be put into room 101. I cannot find the right emoji.

TroubleWithNargles · 17/07/2019 00:23

People who don't realise that although the OP has in fact read '1984' she is following the format of the television programme of the same name as a basis for this thread rather than the plot in the novel.

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TroubleWithNargles · 17/07/2019 00:26

elephant I think on this occasion the JC in question is Jeremy Clarkson Grin

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JammyGem · 17/07/2019 02:00

Jellyfish - they are pointless and evil.

And another vote for anyone who calls Remainers "Remoaners".

flouncyfanny · 17/07/2019 06:40

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Wormentrude · 17/07/2019 08:01

Buskers.

DinosApple · 17/07/2019 08:12

Stupid clauses in legal contracts.
At the moment all solicitors.
People without common sense (and no excuse not to have any). See also above.

The watering can full of water in the middle of the lawn that I tripped over when getting the washing, that really can get to fuck!

Ask another day and I'll give different answers. Short fuse today.

TroubleWithNargles · 17/07/2019 13:55

People who still think that balloon releases are a good idea.

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marvellousnightforamooncup · 17/07/2019 14:33

My brother's attitude. I'm on the verge of kicking him in with it too.

Rod Liddell and all the hacks like him who don't let facts get in the way of their agenda (see also Boris).

Starksforthewin · 17/07/2019 14:35

Another wasp hater here. Do they really do any good? For me they fit both Room 101 meanings as I hate them and am terrified of them.

The British Summer, dirty heat and humidity, no air, hay fever and no sleep.

Brexiteers. Idiots.

Make up derived from porn and drag. Why have women fallen for this shit?

Noisy neighbours .

marvellousnightforamooncup · 17/07/2019 14:38

Also my SIL and ex SIL. The pair of them can fuck off. I've played nice for over 25 years, I'd love to boot them slyly into 101.

Also naturopaths and religious nuts who claim they can heal you. They are different but I'm lumping them together, they're getting hoyed right in 101.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 17/07/2019 14:41

People who don't realise the Room 101 is from '1984' and is a torture chamber that houses your greatest fear and NOT just things that you don't like.

Yeah, we know that's where it's from but this thread is clearly based on the TV show and we're not being dicks about it.

TheRLodger · 17/07/2019 14:50

Brexit
People who use push chairs in crowded places.
People who can’t use local roads properly
Car parking prices

Will think of many more so will be back

billydilly · 17/07/2019 14:53

All the TV my Dh watches; mind-numbing stuff about long distance walks and fucking canals.

All the blokes who shamelessly perv on my teenage daughter.

Adam Driver not being naked with me right now.

DrPeppersPhD · 17/07/2019 15:56

Brexiteers and remoaners (as a separate group from remainers or people who are pro Brexit, I'm talking about the people who still go on about how all Brexiteers are racists and all remainers are idiots and refuse to see or even listen to any other point of view, more commonly called dickheads), Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, harassment and assault of any kind, university fees, anyone who tries to touch me to adjust my clothes (particularly so if I've already backed up once and asked you not to do that), my phone battery taking 3 fucking hours to charge, plants that die on me, my ex friend who always played misery top trumps and responded to my college master telling me not to self harm in front of others (I never did and never would) and that he could authorise welfare checks on my halls room without my consent (Hmm) by saying it wouldn't be a problem if I just stopped razoring myself (her exact words), dog owners who don't respect that some people are afraid of dogs and don't care how friendly your dog may be, wasps, people who comment on my nose piercing (yes, please tell me exactly how horrible I look), high temperatures, humidity, ashy foundations, the ridiculously sharp corner on my extractor fan that I always hit my head on, essay based exam papers, 9am lectures/seminars, Harry/Ginny as a relationship (one word: incest), clean freaks (not people who like a clean house, but people who disinfect literally everything and call me dirty for not hovering every day), daddy long legs, spiders, flies (fruit flies and those little fuckers that fly around the light socket especially), cyclists that ride through red lights, people who try to shove you on public transport (I'm only going to walk slower if you push me) and poorly written sex scenes (though I do keep the ones that are so bad they're funny, they can stay.) Oh, and that room in my university that's up like 200 steps and a fucking maze to find. That can go fuck itself.

midsomermurderess · 17/07/2019 17:18

The BBC? All of it, all it's radio output, the World Service? There are some right muppets on here.

HazelBite · 17/07/2019 17:23

Cookery programmes on the TV, Saturday and Sunday Mornings, there are just too many of them!!

Moondancer73 · 17/07/2019 17:27

My exh, Katie price, maggots 🤮, seagulls

danmthatonestakentryanotheer · 17/07/2019 17:46

Politicians who use the phrase "hard working families" it doesn't mean anything
people who say "like" after every word when talking to you..just like shut like up!!!
The person that lets their dog crap on my garden and just leaves it there....when I find out who you are then shit's going to get real.
Pigs,and anything to do with them....especially bacon
Rice pudding, sprouts and marrows...all food from the devils garden
Love Island.

LaMarschallin · 17/07/2019 20:29

DrPeppersPhD

Fair play. That took quite a bit of typing.

Lots of things I could say, but I'll stick with:
In what circumstances do people adust your clothes without your consent?
and
Harry and Ginny: "incest"??

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