Brexiteers and remoaners (as a separate group from remainers or people who are pro Brexit, I'm talking about the people who still go on about how all Brexiteers are racists and all remainers are idiots and refuse to see or even listen to any other point of view, more commonly called dickheads), Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, harassment and assault of any kind, university fees, anyone who tries to touch me to adjust my clothes (particularly so if I've already backed up once and asked you not to do that), my phone battery taking 3 fucking hours to charge, plants that die on me, my ex friend who always played misery top trumps and responded to my college master telling me not to self harm in front of others (I never did and never would) and that he could authorise welfare checks on my halls room without my consent (
) by saying it wouldn't be a problem if I just stopped razoring myself (her exact words), dog owners who don't respect that some people are afraid of dogs and don't care how friendly your dog may be, wasps, people who comment on my nose piercing (yes, please tell me exactly how horrible I look), high temperatures, humidity, ashy foundations, the ridiculously sharp corner on my extractor fan that I always hit my head on, essay based exam papers, 9am lectures/seminars, Harry/Ginny as a relationship (one word: incest), clean freaks (not people who like a clean house, but people who disinfect literally everything and call me dirty for not hovering every day), daddy long legs, spiders, flies (fruit flies and those little fuckers that fly around the light socket especially), cyclists that ride through red lights, people who try to shove you on public transport (I'm only going to walk slower if you push me) and poorly written sex scenes (though I do keep the ones that are so bad they're funny, they can stay.) Oh, and that room in my university that's up like 200 steps and a fucking maze to find. That can go fuck itself.