I am in Tenerife and there's absolutely no other British people here.
Just me and DS. It's quite nice in a way because it's quiet and there's not really that many people here at all! Yet it's supposedly a very popular hotel. Yet everyone is either Spanish, Scandinavian or German.
I've not heard a single other British accent.
I thought Tenerife would be really noisy at this time of year too but even the beach was quiet. I jumped out of my skin when I heard someone speak with an English accent on the beach cafe 
I'm quite missing all the English noise.
There are the cutest little lizards here though. I'm tempted to touch one. I can get up quite close and they don't seem to care or move away, hotel gentleman says they're harmless....