What's this on my banana?

[UnderPompeii]

And do I need to burn the house down?

[HennyPennyHorror]

Get the petrol/ Spider egg sack!!!

[MrsCasares]

Spider nursery

[UnderPompeii]

Ew where's the blow torch

[MsMightyTitanAndHerTroubadours]

SPIDER nest!

dear god woman did you not check them before buying them? DH is Not Allowed to buy bananas in bags for this very reason.

[Morgan12]

My blood just ran cold looking at this. That is my biggest fear!

[UnderPompeii]

Now cursing myself for not examining the bananas. Erm, its still sitting on the kitchen side.... how should I proceed?

[Damntheman]

Just nuke it from orbit. Best to be safe.

[MsMightyTitanAndHerTroubadours]

put it in a tupperware filled with water, lid on, tape lid shut, tie in a bag for good measure and freeze


this is no more than you deserve for eating bananas...disgusting things

[justanswerthephone]

Burn the house down

[UnderPompeii]

Oooh death by freezing, that's a good idea
(I quite like bananas)

[MsMightyTitanAndHerTroubadours]

OR do what that couple did in the paper, they phoned Waitrose to complain and they sent someone around with a tupperware

man alive that made me laugh

Best of it was, they also called the police, the RSPCA and a Spiderspecialist who ransacked the entire house in an effort to capture it before finding the offending spider still in the fruit bowl.

...was that a Brazilian Walking Spider or have I made that up?? It was a particularly fierce type anyways!

[UnderPompeii]

Or, nuke from orbit can be plan B

[UnderPompeii]

No way, that's so funny! This particular banana comes from Sainsburys. Maybe I should contact the Fail with my sad face and banana at the ready.

[MsMightyTitanAndHerTroubadours]

dd used to do online shopping for tesco and she would never go into the banana drawers

she'd always sweet talk one of the others.

[MooseBeTimeForSnow]

I have a friend who works on ships that transport bananas. Imagine the stories.

It’s not like you can run away.

[UnderPompeii]

Moose

[DontCallMeShitley]

Put it outside in a corner and leave it alone, as far from the house as possible though.

[SpacePlusTime]

Also one of my worst fears. DH thinks I am ridiculous when I check all bananas. I shall show him this photo!!

[REDCARBLUE]

Never ever NOT check your bananas!!!

Burn it!

[LaMarschallin]

Bother! I can't enlarge it to see it properly.
It's not a very tiny encouraging message from the Duchess of Sussex by the sound of the posts.
Shame that.

[gamerchick]

Put it in a pot, take it back to the shop and tell Sainsbury's they need to check their bananas.

Or you can let it hatch and watch 500 baby spiders scuttle off into your house

[Peachsummer]

Spider nest. Get it out of your house before it hatches!

[icecreamsundae32]

Oh Jesus! I buy the pre packed kids size bananas so don't check them I don't eat bananas myself but now not sure I want them in the house lol

[UnderPompeii]

It is double zipped bagged and in the wheelie bin. I hope the bin gets emptied before they hatch!

[BeyondMyWits]

Are you sure mummy spider was not in your bananas...