I'm going to run for Conservative leader

[StealthPolarBear]

Why not, everyone else is?
Who'll back me?

Haha, I LITERALLY just said this to DH during the news! It seems that every man and his dog is trying it so it might as well be me!

I need to see a photo of you in your kitchen, before I will consider you seriously.

But do you have one or two kitchens? Remember Ed Miliband had two, and was photographed in the "lesser" of the two to look more like "us".

Disclosure about your favourite biscuit---- needed before I make my decision.
No thinking time allowed, it must be off the cuff made up

How many roads have you walked down?

Do you have any really embarrassing relatives likely to crawl out of the woodwork and ruin your chances ?

We have a picturesque local church
You're not seeing me in my kitchen I look like I've just got out of bed (I have)
Biscuit - chocolate chip cookie
Don't hate all foreigners but will work on it if it helps

I am with Romany Queen on this one. However , good luck and remember never fully answer a question. Practice your waffling now.

In honour of summer you could start a new trend, and have a photo taken in your garden next to a bbq.

Biscuit - chocolate chip cookie

Right, sorry you are not for me! Has no one asked about your shoes yet?

Right, where do I register and when do I start? Do I need a dbs check? Hair cut probably.

Well BJ certainly hasn't got the haircut.

BTW - sorry off thread, but Boris isn't BJ's first name, who the hell gives themselves the initials BJ?

Can you give a ferry contract to a company with no ferries? Can you promise a garden bridge, spend millions and not deliver? Do you hate poor people, disabled people and children?

Are you a multimillionaire?

How close to a pig have you put your genitals?

I'd definitely take Stealth over any of the current candidates.

Are you prepared to turn up in Kew Gardens and other places in case anyone wants to chat with you?

Get yourself over to Style & Beauty, se what they can do for you.

Stay away from pigs. Poor creatures.

Definitely answer the pineapple on pizza question, so many views will hang off that, talking of which, what's your view on Jaffa Cakes - biscuit or cake? < inserts seriously intensely quizzical look >

And, dependent in nothing whatsoever and so many things in particular, you might or indeed might not have my vote.

Hm. Pig Protection Policy aside, I might have to consider running myself... I can spell womanifesto so that's bound to be enough on that stuff.

But did you attend Eton stealth?

and where is your top hat?

Are you sexy? This race is in dire need of some eye candy.

Pineapple on pizza is discusting. I fumm whenever I am offered it.
I am sexy, I look like Jennifer Aniston, but better.
I went to Eton.
parked there once, that's what people mean when they say 'went', right?

Do you have a supportive hubby and a different outfit for every day?

Yes but no

stealth you have my vote

I'd vote for you. But I'm not a party member so I can't.

I'm sure you could pretend to be one of them for long enough to get elected. Just mention that you have 2 kitchens within hearing of the press and you'll be fine.

By the way ds2 spotted your user name earlier looking over my shoulder and thought it was the best thing EVER and told ds1 who also thought it was amusing. I have not told ds1 that he actually spends a lot of time in your house and that you are you.

It's not just kitchens.

How many ovens?

Raab has four.

(But claims they are two double-ovens because he is a man of the people.)